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champagne-swilling plutocrat || data scientist

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

What a ridiculous attempt to spin this as an attack on patriotism. 😹
There are really no bright people in the APC camp.

[Daddy D.O🇳🇬 @DOlusegun]

Members of the armed forces give their lives for the nation without question to safeguard lives and properties. This failed comedian/failed skit maker /failed musician has the gall to rubbish the sacrifices because of the fighting men and women of the armed forces.

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

So we are just taking whatever Tinubu says as facts. Interesting.

[Daniels James @dreeals]

Pastor Adeboye referred to me as "ABRAHAM," and when I asked what that meant, he replied, "Watch out, the Father of Nations." Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Lmao 😂😂😂
RCCG go wan gaslight you 😂

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

Women are incredibly selfish characters. Christ!

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

The supporters of this decrepit government want you to convince them why any alternative is better than whatever this is.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear Young Nigerians,

One lesson from the 2023 elections, particularly in Lagos, should never be forgotten.

In the period following the presidential election and leading up to the governorship election, we witnessed a troubling shift in public discourse. Conversations that should have focused on competence, governance, development, and the future of our nation were gradually diverted towards tribal sentiments, ethnic divisions, and unnecessary suspicion among citizens.

Many sincere and well-meaning Nigerians participated in these conversations without realising that they were being drawn into narratives carefully designed by others.

Throughout history, whenever politicians find it difficult to compete on ideas, performance, character, or vision, some resort to exploiting the fault lines of ethnicity, religion, and identity. Their calculation is simple: a divided people are easier to manipulate than a united people.

Today, I see similar efforts emerging again, sometimes in more subtle and sophisticated ways. Narratives are planted, amplified, and circulated, often by individuals who genuinely believe they are defending a worthy cause, without recognizing the broader agenda behind such campaigns.

Let me state clearly that Pastor Enoch Adeboye remains one of the foremost fathers of faith in our nation. For decades, he has consistently preached the virtues of peace, prayer, love, reconciliation, and national unity. Even when faced with provocation, his response has always reflected humility, restraint, wisdom, and grace.

At 84 years of age, it would be unfair for young and able-bodied Nigerians to transfer to him responsibilities that properly belong to them. The task of building a better Nigeria rests primarily on the shoulders of the younger generation. It is their duty to lead the conversations, champion the reforms, and drive the positive change our nation urgently requires.

We must be careful not to become instruments in the hands of those who secretly nurture division while publicly preaching unity. In most cases, their target is not the individual being attacked; instead, it is the person who is attacking. Their real objective is to weaken the bonds that hold us together as one people and one nation.

I therefore urge all young Nigerians: do not allow anyone to recruit you into hatred. Do not allow anyone to weaponise your ethnicity, your faith, or your admiration for respected leaders.

Question every narrative. Verify every claim. Follow the facts. Resist manipulation.

The Nigeria of our dreams can only be built by citizens who refuse to be divided, who choose unity over hatred, and who place our collective future above narrow interests.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

I just saw an ad for an apartment I liked but skipped because of the expensive add-on fees. They’ve dropped the rent by 300k now—looks like no one else is willing to take it with those fees either.

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

@wordmae Pensive.

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

A US citizen was kidnapped in Niger Republic and moved to a terrorist base in Nigeria.

He was in captivity for just 96 hours before he was rescued in a mission put together by the American military and executed by US Navy SEALs

One! One American! The US military mobilised Navy SEALs across borders..... across continents! To save ONE citizen!

And Phillip Walton wasn't even some rich or popular American. He was just an American missionary who lived in Niger Republic with his family. He was kidnapped from his farm!

We have 40 children in captivity WITHIN our own borders, and you're slurring this disgusting rubbish????

God will punish you and every seed out of your loins. Animal

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

@wordmae Pompous.

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

@lovevocab Have what it takes.

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

4 years of bad luck if you skip this

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Concerns About Deteriorating Security

Two weeks have passed since schoolchildren were kidnapped in Borno and Oyo States, yet they remain in captivity. Meanwhile, the government is promoting the formation of a thousand-member rescue team through the media while the children continue to suffer in the wilderness.

Today, the security situation across the nation continues to deteriorate. On Sunday, terrorists killed at least seven people and injured ten others in Gwon-Ajang Village, located in the Foron District of Barkin Ladi Local Government Area of Plateau State.

In Kogi State, armed assailants kidnapped over 25 individuals and killed one resident during a coordinated raid on the Ayegunle-Igun Community in Kaba-Bunu Local Government Area. These heavily armed attackers carried out their operation in a commando-style manner, terrifying residents in the early hours of Monday.

In Anambra State, we also mourn the loss of two police officers who were killed in a bandit attack.

We still remember the painful incident in which armed individuals targeted three schools—Community Grammar School, Yawota Baptist Nursery and Primary School, and L.A. Primary School in the Ahoro-Esinle Community (Oriire Local Government Area near Ogbomoso)—and kidnapped 46 people, including 39 students, seven teachers, and the school principal.

On the same day, between 48 and 51 pupils and students in the Mussa Community (Askira-Uba Local Government Area) were abducted by suspected Boko Haram insurgents. The victims, who included young children from nursery classes as well as primary and secondary school students, were taken on May 15, 2026, and have now remained in captivity for two weeks.

Meanwhile, amid all these tragic developments, we politicians remain consumed by the next election, paying far more attention to political ambitions than to the safety and well-being of our children and fellow citizens.

In a nation that is not at war, the ongoing insecurity that endangers schoolchildren signifies a profound and serious challenge. -PO

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

@wordmae Bereft.

[Samuel @SamuelIse3]

It won't cost you zero Naira, please retweet massively.💔💔

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

She played Annalise Keating for six years... what did you expect

[Umbricius 🇫🇷🇮🇹 @UmbriciusR]

"Une bande de jeunes"

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

He’s a useless leader. You have to wonder where he’s rushing to when his convoy brings everything to a standstill, yet he fails to respond to national tragedies with the same urgency.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

@lovevocab On the house.

[M’🦉 @benchBound]

He called the softest of fouls— a lot of them in PSG’s favor—and suddenly didn’t want VAR intervention in the foul on Madueke.

[Luke Sheekey @LukeSheekey]

Not an Arsenal fan at all but they were robbed. From the moment the second half kicked off the referee was shocking towards them. It setup PSG’s momentum & made it tougher than the game already was. Something was said to him at HT 100%. Even talking to Gabriel before that penalty

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Of the 200M Nigerians we can account for, 140M people are now statistically poor. As you go to church today, remember, prayer does not fix a broken country; governance does. And prayers do not elect a better president, your vote does.