Ben Cohen

Attorney at Law.
Pittsburgh Native, D.C. Resident.
I love אלוהים & Women.
Conservative, god fearing, gun owning, dog loving, Jew.
Shalom.

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Big wood will find a way to put TABLES in EVERYTHING!!

vegeTABLE
relaTABLE

And there’s more too, trust me!!

Like and comment if you see TOO MANY TABLE!!

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My buddy gave a squirrel rabies #ohio

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Charleston chew

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Nick Gonzales is playing some great baseball today. #proud

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No. It does not. #9-5sucks

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Feeling like a horse stepped on me today

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Lil Sebastian dying is one of the saddest moments in TV

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RIP HARAMBE. He should’ve never been killed. We must take action

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10 year ago, today. Cincinnati zoo unnecessarily killed #gorilla Harambe. He did nothing.

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My grandpa always says “red white and blue is the sign of freedom until it’s flashing in your rear view mirror”

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R.I.P. HARAMBE

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Universe on the line want

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Sometimes you can have a fat friends or skinny friends. Both are fine for now

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@GremlinMode215 You don’t have a girlfriend

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I think family guy is my favorite show

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In some places it can be sunny and in others there may be shade

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One time I went to long John silvers with my dad and he let his foot off the brake in the drive thru and rear ended the guy in front of us. Hush puppies are pretty good

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I miss Harambe and Kobe. # RIP

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Texting people “we’re worried about you” then leaving them on delivered

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It’s always smart to tap the bumper of the car behind you when parallel parking, just make sure everything’s OK.

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Almost 10 years without harambe and I still think about him every day