Slippy

digital documentation of my whimsical world

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I just checked my balls for cancer and recommend you do the same

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Miles morales mom thooooooo

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Bodega man fr just looked at me and said “you’re 21 right?” and I said “yeah” and bro was like yep sounds good to me let this man go

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I wish I could control my sweat so I could rip a quick workout and not need to shower

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@crudepine What happened

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Conglomeration of sin

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Educated btw

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I haven’t been able to eat these past two days. I think my body learned to supplement itself solely through beer

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Yeah, I pick my nose. So what?

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@maxvcalloway You know he’s having the time of his life

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@crudepine Did that go yourself

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The stress persists but my joy is unbreakable

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College doesn’t go fast but you definitely take it for granted

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@daneshutup fun time to be uhh

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@crudepine The song??

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Living through a global conflict would be gnarly but seriously can we stop

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A DJ that everyone thinks is good that is actually really bad

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I do not like bars

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My greatest fear is that I smell but no one is telling me

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I want to jailbreak my work issued computer

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Ik I was on the Wii, that’s gotta count for something

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What if I’m fucking insane at ski jump and just never tried