Ben Colsten

Christian | Comedy Fanatic | Toledo Law Alum ⚖ | IUPUI Alum | @Cubs Fan | John 14:6

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The @Cubs can't beat the @Rockies!?

As a lifelong Cubs fan...There's always next year.

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In today's "I feel old"

When "Meet the Parents" came out, @R0BERTDENlR0 was 57.

This year, @fockerinlaw comes out, and @BenStiller, at 61, is now 4 years older than DeNiro was in the first movie.

I guess time really does keep moving.

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Hey @WatchMarquee @Cubs #BoogAndJD: Maybe you've already addressed this, but I've noticed this year that on balls hit to left at Wrigley, there is often a sound of metal changing or rattling. Any idea what that is? Is it just announcer excitement?

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Hey, @HBO, I can't tell you how happy I am to learn that #Rooster is renewed for a 2nd season. I find this show delightful, witty, and funny. Can't wait to see where it goes.

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After her second round of shots, I thought it was only fitting to treat little Franny to her first @Starbucks #PupCup. Needless to say, she loved it.

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Hey, @kfc, my dog's name is Kennedy Franchesca Colsten, "Franny" for short, and in some circles...she's a bucket-full of joy, known as KFC. Just thought you might hire her as your Puppy CEO?

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On a more positive note, @JackBox has #SpriteZero.

Love that.

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Been a @ThatKevinSmith fan for years. Never saw Dogma (small town perception of "sacrilege" can censor you from great entertainment).

So...tonight, when I realized I could go to @AMCTheatres and see it for the first time, on the big screen, I did.

In sum: great flick.

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@cvspharmacy smells like the roller skating rink from my hometown.

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Hey @Dodgers - when I can't even see the stadium from where I PAID YOU to park...you gotta do better. Also...why does it take literally 50 minutes to get into your stadium!?

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Seriously #NBA2k25 Career Mode is the absolute worst game I've ever played. Just awful.

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People enjoy #CarrerMode in @NBA2K 25? B/C it takes forever to do anything, makes you feel like a 4 year old when playing, talks so much trash, "teaches" how to do stuff, but you can't do it. I suck. It sucks. Why did I buy this? Why do I play something that makes me hate myself?

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Shout-out to the flight attendants from @Delta flight 1516 from ATL➡️ONT on 12/27. They found my wife's personal item (w/ her car keys) and went above and beyond to help us retrieve these items, 12 hours after the flight landed.

They were also an objectively good cabin crew.

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@CrosbyMaxx The photo had me ROLLING

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Restaurants have been trying to do fried mac 'n cheese bites for a LONG time. They've always been gross.

Enter @Arbys...who have FINALLY gotten them right. They are SO good. My only complaint? They're not available in quantities of 48. #WeHaveTheMeats

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S/O @BobEvansFarms for being open today & offering Thanksgiving meals. My wife and I have to be away from home this year, and the meal prepared by the team in the Newark, DE restaurant was exactly what we needed. Delicious food, great service.

They did forget my ham though...

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Loving the @tacobell decades menu, but please...for the love of all things nostalgia, BRING BACK BAJA SAUCE!!!!

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I was excited to try @kfc new #comebacksauce, but they didn't give me any with my chicken tendies. #SadBoy

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I think about the people I've unfollowed the past 2 days. We proclaim to believe in the same God. They can't even convince me to listen to them & they turn me off w/ what they say.

How on EARTH do they expect to reach people who don't believe in the same God? Isn't that mission?

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Once again, @dominos said my pizza was delivered 15 minutes ago and I still have no pizza. If your drivers can't deliver it on time, that's on them, but don't fake a delivery just to keep your stats.

Also...where is my food!?