Ben Cove

Marketing stuff by day, lazy striker by night.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Thanks for your support all season, Seagulls! 💙🤍

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@SimonReynolds10 @OfficialBHAFC No option to change as the fan number is hard coded to U10.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Ben Cove @bencove]

My guy 🌳🤩🧤🧤⚽️🚀

[Newhaven FC @NewhavenFC]

Here it is. Captain and goalkeeper @jakebuss1 rescued a point for us last night with this stunning strike in the eighth minute of injury time. Incredible scenes at Fort Road.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@Regiblinker16 Love it!

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@BSTHydePark App not accepting my login details from ticketmaster. How do I access my tickets?

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@HMRCcustomers On hold for 1 hour 10 mins & your automated voice suggests calling back later before brutally cutting me off for the 4th time this week. And yet it’s on me to contact you. What can I do?

[Ben Cove @bencove]

On hold for 1 hour 10 mins @HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers @JimHarraHMRC & your automated voice suggests calling back later before brutally cutting me off for the 4th time this week. And yet it’s on me to contact you. Absolute scandal.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers HMRC: efficient when adding charges to tax bills, and yet so incredibly inefficient when people need to get in touch to discuss paying now and avoiding further fines. @JimHarraHMRC absolute shambles.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@JakeRobbo9 @_Craig_King_ @LiamJKenna Let’s talk superstar ✍️⚽️

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@PT_FC Baller.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@OfficialBHAFC

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@OfficialBHAFC Our tickets haven’t arrived in the post for tomorrow’s game and there’s no answer on the supporter services line all day. What do we do?

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@HMRCcustomers Please can you tell me where to find your income and expenditure form for self assessment?

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@HMRCcustomers @PerfidusAlbion I’ve just been on hold for 48 mins and then cut off. Can I request a call back? Or can you help me via DM?

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@HMRCcustomers I just waited on hold for 48 mins, finally spoke to an advisor, and then he put me on hold again for a further 8 mins… then I was cut off with an automated “thanks for calling”. What is going on? Please can someone call me back? This isn’t fair or acceptable.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@RChurchill26 That’s not the real quiz!

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@RChurchill26 Thanks for the reminder. Here goes another sleepless night 🙈

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@FBBlackjack Meanwhile, Cove (shamelessly referred to in the third person here) also marched onto the golden tally of 21 following a lifeline in the shape of Pascal Gross’ 1st of the season. Game on.

[Ben Cove @bencove]

@sussexsundayfl @WhiteHart_FC @HeathfieldMens 🤣🤣🤣