Ben Craster

Wishing I could think of something witty to say here & uneducated sock puppet, apparently. For who? I’ll let you know when I find out.

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@SeaSkyCraster Beautiful

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@Bbritish_Airwys Bbolocks. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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@British_Airways I’m trying to retrieve my phone lost on Ba755 Friday night. I can see it in LHR T5. No one is answering the phone and it’s not on the site. Can you help please!

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@BritinshAirways Compsensation, eh? DM my phone number? I’ve lost my phone, not my intelligence. Britin (ish) Airways.

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@Nigel_Farage Isn’t it time for you to leave now. You promised after all.

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@Nigel_Farage Didn’t you?

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@powerpoint The ability to include an alpha channel in the output

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@CamdenBrewery Spinal tap.

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@darrengrimes And JLR is owned by whom?

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@Summenabotch @mzzdefiant What English newspapers is it from in the Czech Republic?

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@British_Airways Thank you!

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@British_Airways I’m trying to upload my vaccination status… but your site is not working correctly. It will not allow me to add my birt hyear…

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@British44878542 Prove to me you are really BA. British 44878542

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@electra_rhodes What a lovely story.

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@artistpollock Yes

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@MatthewStadlen

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@darylginn Have you got five minutes? / Can you just…

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@GSG3D Roll corporate 💩 in glitter

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@DmitryOpines To start; there are lots of people with Ukrainian heritage in western Canada. Our southern neighbours may well be surprised should they choose to invade. 😊

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@HistoryOfStokey My old local. I do miss it, and all the great people I met there.