It happened today
Bloke sat next to me with his wife, noticed the City tattoo, wanted to talk football
Spent 30 mins telling me all about himself, his family, what he’s got in life, what he spends, where he’s been
Didn’t ask me about anything
Tiresome
Holiday friends - no
@Keir_Starmer This is a very minor issue. Ground rent costs are minimal, even at £250, it’s still a significant charge for essentially nothing. The real focus should be on service charges, which are typically much higher and tend to increase year on year.
@McDonaldsUK I need to talk to you about a very serious issue: the Big Tasty is no longer big… or tasty enough. What happened? It’s shrunk so much I thought you’d accidentally given me a kid’s meal. And the price? Definitely not kid-sized.
As a loyal fan who has supported more of your late-night shifts than I’d like to admit, I’m shocked. The Big Tasty used to be a glorious two-handed beast. Now it’s more of a polite snack.
Please sort this out. I miss the days when the Big Tasty actually lived up to its name.