Crypto1786

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@sciencegirl So people can get paid and not have to deal with real people? Neat.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@HazelLiaqa4848 My cousin’s two year old daughter. My dog. The shit they left behind, and the flies buzzing around it to eat it.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@Smv_of_Heroes If it was just the infection stage, he’d be alright. At that stage, he will probably die because his new organs will stop working and his human brain isn’t connected to the rest of his body.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@Daykerpriest He’s not a medical professional so he was probably chocking the weirdness up to her getting hit by his car. I wouldn’t have put her in the front seat next to me, and restrained her in the back seat to keep her from hurting herself or me. But that’s me.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@mattvanswol Would you rather the legos get stolen or scalpers gobble them all up and sell them at triple the price?

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@thevyrovisuals I am certain he wasn’t in control of most of his body at that point my friend. Hence was he’s pleading incoherently, but not freaking the heck out about his new appendages or mouth in his stomach.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@DanPeacock12 Yeah. It’s called pollen. Trees make a lot of it.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@stevinr20 @DanPeacock12 So if they’ve been spraying you with harmful chemicals, how come you’re not dead, sterile, or a gay frog?

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@Ofcimcold He asked for the audience whom might not know what that is.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@SiezerW They found other bodies obviously.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@NotiGamerArg So Madonna being called up thrice looking more drunk each time is alright but everyone else needs to be sober during an expensive party?

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@VeryCansado I don’t know. My knowledge base of zombies and infections is pretty good, and while I would cry like a man should afterwards, I would see it as a mercy for this little girl. Like I KNOW I can’t save her, or cure her. So might as well do it.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@Daykerpriest He saw an incoherent man and woman merge. The little girl was talking with a mutated foot, and acting exactly like a child would. Are you that dead inside to see a child in need and think shoot first, cry later?

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@aderayo_xo1 He was probably scared shitless, and slowly losing consciousness because of the massive tentacle wrapped around his neck. I know I wouldn’t be in the right mind to stab the big ugly beastie holding me hostage, even if it is with the supposed cure. Like how do you cure THAT?!

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@timtron2020 @LegacyGrower A fire fueled by a burning plane crashed into the freaking guts of the building?! Pretty sure the insertion of a few thousand more pounds throws off the estimated time to crumble for a building not designed for that kind of plane hitting it.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@PiquenoLoredo It. Is. Resident Evil. Jill Sandwich? Leon cracking one liners? Jill treating Nemesis like a stalking boyfriend? Raymond Salazar? “Maximum saturation!” THE boulder punch!?

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@NobodyIsOurGuy The rats being infected doesn’t explain how the house out in the rural area got hit without any sign of infected traveling from the tunnel to the house. Unless the dog got infected first and spread it from there.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@mjarbo No. They’re pretty equal in terms of being tied to Resident Evil.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@xMightyPeanutx It is Resident Evil though. Don’t know why people are saying it’s not.

[Crypto1786 @bend31604]

@mjarbo Damage?! Damage. Bringing it back to horror and away from global james bond shit is damage to you? Man fuck Twitter.