Texas Roadmouse

[Texas Roadmouse @bendeckdecker]

i swear Blexas is having trade wearing full on corsets at the local crunch fitness

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all y’all are AI I’m not engaging anymore

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they cut the part where I called in and they all called me the F slur in unison

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@WithoutJudith more like in music - a minor key that makes everything a little eerie

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sartre is a minor figure!!!!

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Nathan Fielder has single handedly ended the psyop that had us believe for a split second that foldable phones were not the absolute chud device. Would be surprised if apple ever recovered from this massive hit.

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elizabeth fucking THERANOS

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the real monster is dr frankenstein

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i feel like maybe she’s not telling the whole truth

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she’s the victim in the story

[monkey man with a monkey job @ConsiderdLobstr]

you were a vibe and the world is a better place for you in it, bro

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the year is 2030. the television is called the “A24 surface”

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Merleau-Ponty at the Collège de France circa Jan 1957.

[monkey man with a monkey job @ConsiderdLobstr]

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

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I’m completely healed from my religious trauma

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me when I healing

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models on glasses websites are all uggos 😭

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when the soap or water or paper towel comes in the robot that you have to beg

[monkey man with a monkey job @ConsiderdLobstr]

Wrong. Quite literally one of the first recorded human activity was a sort of gay guy music video night. We can only speculate as to whether it was gender inclusive.

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the ideal family is two sisters

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nature vs nurture