Daniel Woods

I am the lunatic your momma warned you about.

And ladies, don't follow me with your porn shots. That means an instant block.

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@JDVance You should have been wearing a wife beater. That would grab better attention.

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@QudsNen If they didn't fuck with Israel this wouldn't have happened. Cry a little harder, I can't hear you.

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@ChayasClan What God did through Gideon he will do through you. God didn't allow this to show you you're weak. He did this to show you that he's strong. He will do what you can't do. That's the point. All your tactics will fail. God never fails and it will be much better than you can imagine

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@NatashaCL7 I liked those ones you used to get as a toy surprise in a box of Cracker Jack. I wonder if that would scare her off.

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@2AQueen_0 Nope.

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https://t.co/QrfsGXAOtX

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@Stephis_world You're way too tall to be a hobbit.

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@DerrickEvans4WV @kissrocks05 The vets always takes last place in everything. They'll replace the POW/MIA flag with a gay flag at a drop of a hat.

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@AVGirl4Life Take the money, relinquish your citizenship, and return to the country of your ancestors.

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@mindfulheal @RobertRansom3 I'm still circling the planet looking for it.

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@USATRUMPMAN1 Weed and mushrooms

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@ChayasClan I would forget the yellow line even exists. Apparently Hamas has already forgotten.

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@USATRUMPMAN1 I'm still stuck on the gay happy meetings. What was THAT all about?

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@NiohBerg Shit like this is another reason I'm not Christian.

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@TaraBull I can get any table I want at any restaurant wearing these.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Either the polar bear or tigress. I don't see either of them cooperating with the process.

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@shytaylaxoo You are the cutest little hobbit I've ever seen.

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@Amer1can_Barbie That beats a trophy any day.

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@CaffMomREDACTED I wouldn't advise 9 Lives. Meow Mix isn't too bad in a pinch.