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the family eccentric.

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@PinstripeBungle that depends. does the local township facebook have a character limit?

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hey what the hell is going on?

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@morganzetajones ooh ask him what the falcon's name is

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it's not every day that you have to tell someone, 'oprah winfrey and the open public records act are unrelated, it's just an acronym,' but today was certainly that day for me.

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i find it really funny that hummingbirds are very territorial but only until i remember that i am less than five feet tall and also always want to fight everyone.

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jesus christ #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@taesanmeal @dubtrubs you're right they they officially got elbowed out to make room for the british 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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he sure is handsome though

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the rifleman: guys pls leave me alone, i am just an poor widower and former union army lieutenant trying to live a quiet life with my motherless son
also the rifleman: *shows up, often with a gun, at the sign at even the most minor trouble in town* now what's the problem here?

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i am coincidentally reading in the heart of the sea: the tragedy of the whaleship essex (recommended) and what i am rapidly learning is that you should probably just avoid doing anything even remotely risky in or near the ocean.

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#AcrossTheSpiderVerse is the best movie since uhhhhhhh #IntoTheSpiderVerse i think?

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me watching a dude look up pictures of henry cavill on the public computers today: yes, i agree

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noho hank x cristobal = otp 5ever #Barry

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@manduhtory incorrect in any timeline

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(he is single-handedly redoing our master bathroom we are very grateful)

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# tfw you find yourself on a lowes-based fetch quest for your home improvement dad

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didn't think i'd spend a significant portion of my day sobbing over a cg raccoon but here we are #gotg3

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i can't believe it was called bored ape yacht club and not chimp change send tweet

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yes it's true that the character named remus lupin becoming a werewolf is just a bit of silly writing but also consider: my cat was born with a black eye and concidentally her most favorite thing to do is sucker punch her sister