Ben

Made in the Land of Lincoln. @iHeartRadio / @indy1033fm

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@SamOlbur I see we chose death

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@JohnMamola @670TheScore Great article, John.

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A tournament bracket but its all the worst decisions you’ve made in your life. What’s your #1 seed?

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One of my favorite things is when someone calls someone a loser on the internet but they spell loser “looser”. 🤌

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Me: well, we (me and my sister) grew up middle class

Dad: (clears throat) ahem *lower middle class

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Pets have grandparents. Your dog has a dog grandpa somewhere. Your pet gecko has a gecko grandma. No one ever talks about this.

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Discovering my millennialism and my irish catholicness have the same symptoms - guilt for no reason, expecting bad things to happen after good things, apologizing for no reason, sitting in a small room and telling an adult all the things I don’t like about myself, love of bread.

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I think we underestimate the impact and the value of a simple “I appreciate you”

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Let Macy’s be your guide to gifting! 🎁 That’s what I did. Shop now at https://t.co/KG9zX4AGul or visit your local Macy’s!

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If AI is so smart why is it wasting its time with me?

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Listen, don’t try to be a hero. Some of us are bad at gift giving (me, I’m bad).

Thankfully @Macys knows what they’re doing! (because I don’t)

Let #Macys be your guide to gifting (I did)

#ad #holidays #HolidayShopping

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I was #todayyearsold when I learned the white crayon 🖍️ does serve a purpose

#morningcoffee #morninginspiration #comedy #iheartradio #showerthoughts

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Between it getting dark at 5pm and the Bears “Bearsing” my mental health is taking a hit tonight.

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Sometimes I think about all the people that used to be on my Netflix account. Are they alive? Dead? Did they get their own account? Are they still trying to sign in? Did they ever finish Friday Night Lights? We may never know. Its a cruel world.

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I’ve never liked anyone enough to put their name in my yard (self included)

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Apple’s latest IOS update includes a second moon to help capture better lighting for all of your IG content.

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Neighbor in his late 80’s (who has no qualms about asking me about my preferred candidate): well what outcome are you hoping for?

Me: a meteor

Neighbor: oh, okay. Suppose its time for lunch

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I’m at a point in my life where I look forward to the @DoYouWaterloo seasonal releases

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“Oh come on, really? You don’t know the definition of condescending?”

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This is the second consecutive day where I have thought about coffee cake. I think tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow is coffee cake day.