Benderprocess

I say inappropriate things at appropriate times

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

I haven't seen the movie "Obsession", but I can only assume that the inspiration for the clingy/obsessed girlfriend was the Duolingo Owl

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Alone in my car, while experiencing road rage, I have said way wwaayy worse things about people with "Disabled Veteran" license plates than I could ever fathom saying about anyone belonging to a protected class

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Josh Hokit: Alex Pereira, I want to Shama on your mama
🦗*crickets*🦗
Also Josh Hokit: Michelle Obama is a MAN
*🔥manufactured liberal outrage at the highest level🔥*

Apparently nobody cares about Mama Pereira...shame...

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

"Michelle Obama is a man" wasn't even the worst thing Josh Hokit said in his post-fight promo.

Where is all the outrage on behalf of Alex Pereira's mother?

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Donald Trump salutes like a faggot

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Legend. At this point, if you're a Rod Stewart fan and haven't seen him in concert, that's on you

[New York Post @nypost]

Outrage as Rod Stewart seen drinking at Scotland game - after canceling CA show just 40 minutes before it began https://t.co/tpDtEoan0Y

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

In the Finals, the Knicks were like Bill Cosby, because every time I fell asleep, they came from behind

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

All these stories about camaraderie and happiness between soccer fans during the World Cup...but there's a game scheduled in Philadelphia tomorrow, so expect that shit to end

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This guy is part Conor McGregor, part Andy Kaufman and it's really starting to grow on me

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Josh Hokit just THREW UP ON HIMSELF during his weigh in 😭

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

@JamesSurowiecki Because he's a rep-shaving, corner-cutting pussy. If he was barely missing extension, I'd say it was an injury or age. But he is closer to doing "nothing" than he is a full rep

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Team USA in 4!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Me, who doesn't know, or really give a shit about the World Cup but likes associating world dominance and military strength with the most basic children's sport

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Kinda sad that during Pride Month, Team USA beat a team called Pair-o-gay

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@mikerecine Does Guy Fieri not properly season?

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If I was Karmelo Anthony's lawyer, he'd be found innocent because I would have used the "Is it Cake?" Defense.

"Your honor, my client only stabbed Austin Metcalf multiple times because he thought he was cake".

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

"There's always next year" - A Raiders' Fan talking about their favorite team AND Henry Ruggs' cell mate trying to be comforting about his parole denial.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Raiders wide receiver Henry Ruggs was denied parole nearly five years after killing a woman in a car crash in Las Vegas, the Nevada Board of Parole Commissioners ruled Thursday.

https://t.co/Na6KpHlyun

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Wemby's French. He's used to surrendering

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

There hasn't been a collapse like that in New York since 9/11 #FinalsGame4

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Damn Spurs, I haven't seen someone in New York choke like that since Eric Garner

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

@sam_gzstrength 3) The Full Send

*tightens belt an extra pull* "I'm fine. Let's fucking do this"

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

This dude's favorite restaurant in Albuquerque is El Pinto

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Josh Hokit was wilding at media day today 😭

"These tortas be so big, last Christmas I took a picture of this torta, and the picture's still being printed dog."

(via @IratiPratSC)