Chris Conner

effortless.creative.evolution.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@neon_gallery Thanks! I’ll follow up with you tomorrow.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@neon_gallery grabbed an NFT from your ATM and I can't redeem it, please help!

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@elonmusk are you aware how bad movies are for the environment? Please do let us know your findings.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@elonmusk Have you considered learning in private? Give it a shot, we all do it.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@bucky_zilembo @MonetWeir You ever eat 50 warheads in a row? Pretty cool.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

As euphoric as today is, today we are deprived of Marianne Williamson’s inaugural electric cello freestyle.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

11 days

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Oh my fucking god @realDonaldTrump you can’t stop losing.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@sissy93061 @petersagal Sorry to hear but I’m not the guy!

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

To all the haters: had my annual New Year's Eve blowout last night and this morning everybody is fine. Covid hoax.

[chet porter @chetporter]

taco bell gave me $500 once to use for food while i was on tour. america, the wealthiest country in the world, is only giving us $600 when we haven't been able to tour or work for almost a year

taco bell > america

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Super weird but I’m not seeing any right wing pundits still upset over how Hunter Biden is a catastrophic threat to our democracy who belongs in the darkest of jails?

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

California knows the coronavirus is an extremely serious threat and is not contagious before 10pm.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Something I've noticed: if you're home and notice that you've been cold pretty much since you woke up hours ago, one thing you can try is turning up the thermostat a couple degrees. Works great.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

Dan has the best body hair! BY FAR!

[chet porter @chetporter]

everyone who’s playing one of those “debate drinking games” is dead now. they all died

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

@bucky_zilembo Thanks

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

[Chris Conner @bendingbranches]

#westworld #kardashians #keepingupwiththekardashians