Ben

[Keats Respecter @keatsrespecter]

At recess in fourth grade, two girls came up to me and told me that their friend liked me, so I ran away and hid for the rest of recess and avoided all three of them until I graduated high school and moved.

[Ben @bendotedu]

If you can stand to look at yourself naked and you’re not addicted to any hard drugs you’re doing just fine.

[Ben @bendotedu]

I am being raped everyday

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@estoricandcool Too much I’ll pass

[sam the normal fan @extramicrowave]

Ive been thinking about Mike Tomlins minecraft world all day

[Ben @bendotedu]

I don’t believe covid was made in a lab but if it was hats off to the Chinese. They fucked America probably forever. Really exemplary work over there. We could stand to learn a thing or two.

[Ben @bendotedu]

Irl girl fc told me to shut up so I did

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@SojuEnjoyer69 I couldn’t agree more The Stranger

[Ben @bendotedu]

law and order? more like paw and border (collie)! all my dogs out there know what i’m talking about

[Ben @bendotedu]

@SojuEnjoyer69 I liked your tweet mere moments ago and you’re already asking for cat pics. This is a video my sister took today

[Ben @bendotedu]

@transranpo__ the gazelle at the end of zootopia:

[Ben @bendotedu]

@transranpo__ i’ve already seen banana fish i don’t know how much more i can take

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@thealphainside In my head I'm imagining you being ripped limb from limb and you're screaming and I'm rotating you at the same time.

[Ben @bendotedu]

(Guy who has only seen massive peas): Wait how much toothpaste do I have to use?

[Ben @bendotedu]

she b on my p till i oil

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@brokenwiii cmon man

[Ben @bendotedu]

dip n' dots more like dick n' balls

[Ben @bendotedu]

@brokenwiii i bet you would you sick freak