Ben Short

For you I know I’d even try to turn the tide

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

“I haven’t heard anything else about that girl Ben ?”
I’m just being cautious, Pa.
“So you’re using condoms??”

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@elonmusk Self driving campers. House on the road. Hire me

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@Mackernzie That question was his breaking point

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

Lot of us are comfortable but not happy. Break the bad habits and routines

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

Life is trial and error folks. The biggest mistake you can make is to give up or quit trying

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@Mackernzie I kinda hear it

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

To all the TikTok creators that I have fell asleep with your video playing on repeat, you’re welcome for the views

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@Mackernzie @CauseWereGuys Tell me boneless wings aren’t chicken nuggets

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

A cool thing: Look at the moon, It’s Yin Yang

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

Just a reminder to not drive close behind people with a bunch of ice on their vehicle

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

I wanted to complain about how difficult it was to get to work this morning (because of the bad roads) until I saw that someone had driven a moped to work

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

I’ve never seen a bus getting filled with gas

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

When you pay with cash you’re not losing money right?

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@Experts_plug Haha

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

I take screenshots of emails that are telling me I have homework due and then I never look at them

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

@Lynne0211 Exactly

[prance @bocxtop]

damn so now that the ~poors~ have figured out how to play the same game as the 1% all of a sudden it’s a flawed system in need of regulation huh

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

Try to say “rural brewery”

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

Got a snack outta the vending machine at work and two fell down instead of the one I bought. What a good day

[Ben Short @BenDShort13]

How is White Castle still in business
There’s gotta be a cult of people who enjoy it