Ben Armes

PROTECT THE PLANET

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

I looked my dentist in the eye this morning and told her that I love drinking soda and then I listed all the sodas that I would drink right in that moment if I could.

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@Kurrco Having kdot be a hype man on mojo jojo was an ace move

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I love you @WilliamZabka

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@theneedledrop I think his best move would be to drop new scary hours with a response to Kendrick and have hit on there as well. He needs another big hit.

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I think Drake could still win this. Hear me out. Drop a new scary hours with tracks for everyone from Rick Ross to Kendrick and then end the EP with song of the summer. His biggest advantage in all of this is making a hit song I think that would be a solid chess move

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Taylor Swift more like Taylor Grift

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I wish I could teleport the song Addys by Gunna into the late 80’s and watch hip hop change forever

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Some of these new iPhone features would be great set ups for a grizzly murder in a horror film. Can’t wait!

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

You ever see something and think “I’d re-truth that”

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

I saw on Instagram that Trump was truthing about turning himself in, so I came to X to find out more details

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Oppenheimer was a slam dunk for sure

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Hollywood needs to do whatever they can to fix these strikes so that we can finally get the new Blade movie

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Let’s see Benedict Cumberbatch play Benedict Arnold in a Steven Spielberg movie next

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Ok but Joaquin Phoenix playing Napoleon directed by Ridley Scott should totally just be a parody except it’s not

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Can you get me a beer?

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

You think the Canadian border patrol would let me slide easier if I was blasting Tom Sawyer when I pull up?

[Ben Armes @bendyarms]

Josh Hartnett is so rare. Whoever cancelled him I ask you to renew him #renewjoshhartnett #uncancelhartnett

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Thinking about Baja blast again

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Why did disco die it was so fun

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Houston we have special

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@jqnotjq I can always count on you

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