Sian Evans

Beer Beer Beer, Weird taxidermy, Star Trek, Cats, napping. fuck TERF’s Cindy in particular

[Mars Pascale @mars_1871]

If you work in this industry and think:
Unpaid breaks are ok.
Minimum wage is ok.
Unpaid overtime is ok.
You are not an ally.
Support the strikes, support the unions.

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@mars_1871 @julie_pask3 Happy belated mars!!

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

When you are in a bar and you don’t know what to order and you ask the bar tender for a recommendation and they say “well, what sort of flavours do you like” and you say “hazy” please know this one thing.

HAZY ISN’T A FUCKING FLAVOUR!

Think it’s safe to say I’m not ok

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

I’m pulling a 13 hr day today and I do not have the energy to be a mind reader right now.

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

If you walk up to a bar tender and say you’re looking for something fruity then I will recommend you something fruity. If what you’re actually looking for is an IPA then for gods sake just say that.

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@thedumbwaiter @BeerNouveau So gutted for you mate. Truly sorry 😞

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@Tiquetonne @Beercan68 If my dad touched me like that I’d quite happily deck him

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@mars_1871 It’ll always be “ attention Bajoran workers”

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

Man walks into a brewery tap and asks for a beer.

No punchline. It just happened.

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

Guy in the shop just told me to “have a rest of your nice day”

Bet he hates himself right about now

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

People: why don’t you have children? You would make a fantastic mother!

Me:

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@BeerNouveau @beatnikz_NQ @wanderbeyond_ @BeatnikzRep With added tequila?

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

The other day for some strange and unknown reason I went to tell a customer to “have a nice life”
Stopped myself before I sounded mega creepy and changed life to day.
Ended up making a portmanteau and said “have a nice lay”
Just gonna go have a tub with the toaster.

[Blackjack Brewtap @blackjacktap]

🎶HOME AND AWAY🎶

Every Sunday we’re highlighting one of the team’s favourite Blackjack beer (home) and favourite guest beer (away, geddit?) of the week.

Our AGM Sian has selected CURLY HETCHINS, our 4% Pale Ale as her home pick.

[Blackjack Brewtap @blackjacktap]

For the away choice, she’s gone with the bavarian-inspired deliciousness that is the @OrbitBeers HEFEWEIZEN WLS041.

Come grab both til 7pm tonight!

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@mars_1871 He can get fucked. He’s taken everything else I have. Let me have comfort eating please

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@_KatieBrown26 God I want those so bad. But the price tag is enough for me to give up 😩

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

*phone. I clearly meant to type phone.
Am tired. Leave me alone 😊

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

Sometimes it pays to spend 45 minutes on home to HMRC. Sometimes they repay you with a 2k rebate.

[Sian Evans @bendybackthumbs]

@_KatieBrown26 Ten minutes before opening Guy knocks on the front door.
“You open yet love?”
Not if I have to unlock the door to answer your question we are not.