|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK)

Or Benedict Wigglestein Uno Jr to all non-villains. (Kids Next Door DNI!!! LIKE EVER!!!!)

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“Hello? HELLO? Is this that tweeting app my delightful children told me about?”

𝑭𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑨𝑺 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑫

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

@AndreoJosh23167 @SaintOmegaZero @Y0urRFriend @ILoveVocalsynth @Guinterdotcom @ImbJohnalaska81 @The_Angel_Sera1 @PDa143420 @FrangTheFrango @PlanGuy1738 Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!!!”

𝘛𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘵

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*She looks around.*

“I DON��T WANNA COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!”

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

𝐾𝐼𝐶𝐾𝑆 𝐷𝑂𝑊𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐷𝑂𝑂𝑅

“𝗞𝗨𝗞𝗜! 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗧!!!”

𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘵

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*Numbuh 3 is happily decorating a vest with pins and patches.*

[The Grim Reaper @inevitablereap]

@benedict_uno how is this looking?

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

@inevitability66 //PEAK!!!

[The Grim Reaper @inevitablereap]

I see all of these #ParodyTwt events all around... i kinda wanna do one. So I will! Introducing #Parodylife ! Simply Comment under this post to get added. Tell me your personal preferences too, such as dating, wedding outfits, and gender in that comment! Hope to see you soon...

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

@inevitability66 //I would love for father to join! I don’t really know the best way to describe father’s personality, so here’s the wiki.

https://t.co/FgTmZKag8N

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“FAKE NEWS!!!! THERE FRAMING ME?!”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

@benedict_uno CALLOUT POST >:((((((

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“… and your organization questions why I’m a villain”

[begins sneezing his ass off]

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*She screams but sighs in relief as she’s okay.*

*The floorboards immediately turn to ash. Underneath them, or, what was them, there’s so many flowers. The entire foundation is covered in flowers, with Numbuh 3 lying square in the middle of them. She giggles awkwardly, shrugging

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

[His dumbass throws it down, somehow hitting everything… except number three]

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*She scratches harder, trying to get out from the floorboards.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“OHHH! You think you’re so smart, huh?!”

[Father starts charging up a fireball, one bigger than the whole street. Hell, bigger than the entire suburb]

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*None of them hit her.*

*She begins scratching at the bottom of the floorboard closest to the door, panting.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“𝐎𝐇 𝐍𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓!!!”

[Father yells as he starts, shooting randomly at walls in his house. Fire pillars can be seen shooting out from the outside.]

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

“EEP!”

*She feels the heat and begins crawling away.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“Wait a minute… I know that annoying giggle from anywhere… 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄!!”

[Father said, getting out from the hole while surrounding his body with fire]

“oh you just think you’re so clever, 𝑯𝑼𝑯?!”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*There’s a small giggling from under the floorboards. The shuffling moves rapidly before going to the side of the wall. There’s creaking.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“Ahh sh-“

[Father let’s out a sneeze. One so strong that it sent him back, flying through the wall. Leaving a Father shaped hole.]

“Ouch…”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*Grunting can be heard. Father’s need to sneeze grows.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“What the?”

[He grabs a broom and began hitting where the shuffling is coming from. Trying his best to scare out whatever it is]

“whatever you are, you better get out. The exterminators are too expensive in this town!”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

*His nose begins to itch way more. The shuffling moves to a different part of the floor.*

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“The hell?”

[Father said, putting his ear against the floor. Does he have rats again?”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

[ @benedict_uno ]

*Creaking can be heard under the floorboards. Your nose begins to itch, as if a sneeze is impending.*

[Jake 'The Voice' Parr 🎙️(Open to VA!) @JakeTheVoice123]

GIMME SOME INCORRECT BLACK HAT QUOTES FROM VILLAINOUS / VILLANOS

Now that I have your attention, gimmie some incorrect Black Hat quotes from #Villainous / #Villanos. What would you want to hear him say? 🎩

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

@JakeTheVoice123 “…so no autograph?”

“It is 3AM in the morning, 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘌𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱…”

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“𝗢𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜-” 𝘍𝘐𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘚

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

“WELL YOU BETTER CATCH IT, THEN!”

[|𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑| (Mr. Uno ARK) @benedict_uno]

“Why yes it is, why do you ask?”

[𝟑 . @RAINBOWM0NKEY]

[ RING RING .ᐟ ]

[ @benedict_uno ]

“HI!!! O-Oh- um- ahem!”

[ The voice in the phone lowers. ]

“Um, is your refrigerator running…?”