Benedict Cumberbatch

Plays as Sherlock, curses like a sailor, really wants kids, pack rat, excellent fucking lover. Please don't pull my hair[PARODY] [email protected]

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I have, quite possibly, the largest migraine. Possible.

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-isn't yours? @McCoy_RP

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“@McCoy_RP: //welp since bones is stunned ima just get off this account and go on @BenedictCumbers” //How do you get on an account that -

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“@McCoy_RP: //I feel like ima suck RPing @BenedictCumbers but ima try my best Yo's!!” //....?

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“@McCoy_RP: //-Pushes @BenedictCumbers onto TL- follow if you want!! ^-^”//Wait what?

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//That was a request. I'm gonna go get on Khan.

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@I_kan_do_zat [He caught the boy, holding him up with a worried frown.] Come. [He said, scooping the boy up bridal style.] Have a lay.

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@WontBeamYouUp I doubt it will ever happen. Martin is a heterosexual.

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@I_kan_do_zat I'm quite to hear of your engagement. Congratulations. [He held out the water once again, in offer.]

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@I_kan_do_zat [His brows furrowed, then he remembered; the "roleplayers".] Ah... no that's someone else...

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@WontBeamYouUp NEVER.

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@WontBeamYouUp WE'RE NOT A COUPLE.

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@Sebastiantroy00 indeed

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@I_kan_do_zat [A bit alarmed, his brows furrowed.] Y-Yes... I've been acting for...quite a while. I don't understand the problem...

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@Sebastiantroy00 Yes. I know. My writer literally invented the Cherrison ship. And Khock. Yes I know.

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@WontBeamYouUp THOSE ARE NOT ANSWERS.

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@I_kan_do_zat Well, yes. I am an actor. [He smiled lightly, running a hand through the youth's curls.]

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@Sebastiantroy00 Apparently not...

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@I_kan_do_zat ...I've played his character, yes. [He smiled, offering the glass.]

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@Sebastiantroy00 Yes but apparently, they also ship Martin and I. It's called "Freebatch". Or some nonsense.