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"Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder. Jack of all trades, master of none.

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

Hoka not helping in their customer service. First time but hoka running shoes, falling apart at the seams. Going back to Nike! Waste of money!

[HOKA @hoka]

@ekalamme We're sorry to hear about the issue with your Clifton 9 shoes. We understand how disappointing this must be after only having them for a few months. Please send us a DM with your order details, including your country of residence, and we'd be happy to provide more information.

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@hoka not very good. I’ve only had the Clifton 9s since mid July. Won’t waste my money on them again! I can’t run in these!

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

@Ticketmaster can’t get my tickets for Lewis capaldi tomorrow at Cardiff! Please help. Thanks 🙏

[Janne Isosävi @isosavi]

The difference between a boss and a leader. #ukraine #russia

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Our mission is clear – diplomatically, politically, economically – and eventually, militarily – this hideous and barbaric venture of Vladimir Putin must end in failure.

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

@BorisJohnson @PHE_uk We’re in a lock down Boris. You should be visiting loads of places... you’re going to be the reason for someone’s grandparent dying. Well done

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

@chrischirp what about all the people who are now losing their jobs? Rise in depression and suicides because of these stupid lock downs? Light at the bed of the tunnel has come far to late for mental health...And you thinking laughing is causing a rise in covid cases.

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@chrischirp your logic was floored... you saying the difference between gyms and restaurants was you’re not wearing a face mask in a restaurant.... people aren’t wearing face masks in the gym....

[ImACelebrityBanter @im_banter]

Ant and Dec when they said let’s get #MegaShag trending..... #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb

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@BorisJohnson when I kill myself it on your head. Prick

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@BorisJohnson fuck you boris.

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@BorisJohnson serial killer.

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@BorisJohnson as if you care about mental health Boris. You have happily stood by and watch people kill themselves because of your lock down rules.

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

@BorisJohnson if you’re going to put everyone in to lockdown can you please at least make it so GPs actually give out antidepressants, as apposed to suggest gardening.... dig my own grave yeah? Before I kill myself. Cheers.

[Joe @onlyjoekin_]

Remember when Dominic Raab said on TV that the idea of a #Lockdown2 was ‘damaging’ ‘a blunt tool’ ‘unfair and unaffective’?

It feels like it was just yesterday. (Because it was yesterday)

Boris and the tories don’t have a fucking clue do they

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

@JDhelpteam hi, I placed an order on the 11th dec, it says it has been processed and payment accepted but I haven’t received it! Help please

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

Did Olivia Colman won an Oscar?

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Skiing in 6 weeks means i need to loose weight to fit in to my skiing attire.... Bring on the cut

[serisously!?! @ekalamme]

#BringBackNathan