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isn’t this beautiful? aren’t you glad you can see?

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@kjaypaw southbound lake street 4 stop for some reason

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@yumtapwater maybe not in line with the junk maximalism thing you lay out in qt, but i’m thinking of e.g. weird stuff only or their halloween shortform horror collection. same lo-fi/offbeat diy vibe, one time two guys in papier mache heads just noodled on sax for like 20 min

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@howlithes tvp or soy curls in basically a bolognese sauce is an easy meal prep and the protein is crazy if you add chickpea pasta. i’m also a big fan of soy sauce eggs/baked tofu/lentil curry + rice

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@communoah my boyfriend makes this joke but he’s been named 3 different variations on “elijah.�� i love us

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art nouveau blackwork people are getting a platonically perfect amount of rem but they probably have other problems in waking life

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neotrad tattoos are for people who take like half an edible before they sleep. the old school compass rose shit is for people who are always awake

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fineline = good sleep hygiene + distressed night waking anyway, ignorant = consistent 3-6h, bushwick ~organic forms~ style = fucked up delayed sleep phase sitch

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he was a nice man he recommended godspeed you! black emperor

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considering apologizing to my coworker for taunting her mustache husband at the work thing. he was from mpls and i kept saying “yeah? do you bird? did you see bon iver around?” and cackling when he had

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isn’t it funny that you couldn’t make jackass work if women were in it because then it just becomes someone’s fetish porn. actually no im realising in real time as i type this that the things they do to johnny knoxville are fetish porn to me too. never mind. never mind

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i miss san francisco like i’d miss a limb but all the ads are like this

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@untiloasis forty seconds

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you don’t understand, doctor. covid has changed my neural blood supply such that i have a nicotine craving 24/7 and only hours freaking out on pubmed can save me

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@untiloasis there’s just one problem

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rachel reid, i know this selfie. you could squat bodyweight overnight and do the boy part in don’t you want me by the human league

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

‘Heated Rivalry’ author Rachel Reid confirms Shane Hollander is autistic.

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is there such a thing as fake provolone

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@communoah

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train platform, negative four windchill. i have bronchitis and i’m making a terrible sound. guy next to me says “you have a boyfriend?” then “you a boy?” then leaves because gay is worse than disease

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@wh1teceiling yeah, the uboa album’s subject and form support each other in a way that doesn’t necessitate metaphor. OP’s conception of metaphor as a way to depict ourselves without scaring the hoes reveals contempt for people and art