Benefits Bev

Parody Account. Proud Mum of 4. My Chardonnay, 11; Mercedes, 9; Liam, 7 & Romeo, 5. Fucking loves my kidz I do, nearly as much as my new iPhone!

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@BollocksWeather Well yeah, being banged round the back of the boozer, 16 yrs ago, wasn’t a planned pregnancy was it.

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Christmas just done and I’ve got a kid with a birthday early January. Bad planning bev, fuck sake.

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@Lozzabell70 Just a little wriggle and it’s off

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@Lozzabell70 Ouuuuff! I like your thinking. You paying babes?

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@Lozzabell70 @bella_ziggy

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@Lozzabell70 @bella_ziggy Yeah !

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@Lozzabell70 What’s on it?

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@Lozzabell70 That’s me... apart from her hair. My hairs way bettererer than that.

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@MarkMooRodgers Hey! Something like that yeah 🙈

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I need some faaaackin big sunnies, to cover my black eye, anyone got some I can borrow?

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@Lozzabell70 I need these in my life 😂

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Lidl down the middle- their offer this week. BJ anyone?

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😂😂😂

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Alright? Evening you vile crotch-goblins

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@Lozzabell70 You can look after my bills if ya like babes? Coz we certainly don’t 😂
#passmethewhitelightningandtheb&h

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Wouldn’t know babes, never met the cunt. She just pulled her shellsuit to one side and dropped me on a doorstep. Like a shit baby Jesus.

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❤️

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@SilverLadyGB @Lozzabell70 The dragonfly 😍 and that ring and bangle 😍😍😍😍😍

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@Lozzabell70 What’s this?