Ben Fibiger

Five years old. Preternaturally good natured. Irrepressible.

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The opposite of going to bed is...playing around with knives.

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That chicken smells so good....I want to slap it.

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I have a mixed opinion about steak.

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E: When we get home it’s going to be all hands on deck.
B: Mom, we don’t even have a deck.

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What are those things called where you capture a substance and release it?....oh yeah, a syringe.

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“What is a temple?” Will asks.
Ben: “Whatever it is, it sounds like it doesn’t have a lot to do with T-Rexes.”

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So there’s a half moon and a quarter moon...and then there’s a secret moon....It’s called gibbous.

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B: “Break time [from the water gun fight]!” W: “what are you doing?” B: “Relaxing. Non-violencing.”

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[sigh] Just forget about Bitmoji....

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This was a great dinner. It was so good it made me burp.

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“We need more onions? That’s onion-spected.”

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“Ben, get back here so I can put your pjs on!”
“I’m getting WATER! So I can LIVE!”

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What do you mean we’re going?! I didn’t even have time to spectate!

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Neptune is my favorite planet. Did you hear that it’s made out out farts?

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B: Why isn’t your mouth moving while you read?
E: Because I just use my eyes and my brain.
B: You know what I use? My eyes and my stomach.

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Ways people die: 1) being very old, 2) going to heaven, 3) being cut in half.

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When kids become dads, their job is to make jokes.

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P: Wait, Ben, you don't like mint chocolate chip ice cream!
B: No, I do like it. I'm into it now.

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[bedtime] Wait. Mommy. I need something a little extra long to tell you.

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Look at that car with two flags on it. Doesn't it look amazing?