Ben Foecke

Dad, husband, Iowan

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

10,000 Retweets. One simple message. Get out the #VOTE . If we can hit that milestone, I will recap the ENTIRE STAR WARS FRANCHISE as OLAF. Go!!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19 https://t.co/U4mzP9Mzko

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

@travislowe Goddamn that’s good

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

@travislowe Take it easy Travis.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

@Adam_J_Tweets Taco Warrior

[Joe Posnanski @JPosnanski]

@goldbergkc Can you pick me up a copy of “Road House?”

[. @SuiNeltwork]

when we reopen

[Vaughn Hillyard @VaughnHillyard]

Woman in ICU: "Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure."
NBC: "What would be your message to the American public?"
Woman: "Oh my God. Don't take anything. Don't believe anything. Don’t believe anything that the President says & his people...call your doctor."

[Sensei Jax @JaxBladeFitness]

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

Sadly we’ll never know for sure if @CycloneMBB could have been 2020 NCAA champs.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Your IQ is 100 minus the number of toilet rolls you have in your house right now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vindictive Amy Klobuchar Elected Mayor Of South Bend, Indiana https://t.co/UPZKczd4iG

[Limericking @Limericking]

The Democrats, live on TV,
Debated which issues were key,
& Liz, teaching class,
Handed Mike his whole ass,
A thing that we all love to see.

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

Aerial view of @ewarren in Nevada https://t.co/DSx7cCkjMh

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

This is like the red wedding of debates. And I’m here for all of it. All of it. #DemDebate

[Ben Foecke @benfoecke]

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.

[Theresa Greenfield @GreenfieldIowa]

Make that 3️⃣

https://t.co/44E5r9jQZg