Ben Foreman

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[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy Very good team name.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

Word of advice from a Cowboys fan:

Take the Giants +17.5 today.

The Cowboys will win, but it will not be a blowout. I’d love to be wrong, but pretty sure I won’t be.

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy Just look at the two of you. When I think of grace and poise, this is what I see.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

The price of 459 mangoes has gotten ridiculous as of late

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

that’s not inflation

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy @joemacdonald21 Venison meatballs???

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy Romaine*
Avocado (from Mexico)
Hard boiled Juevos
Bacon Bits (real, from a jar)
Mozzarella 🤌
Grilled pollo (older version of the juevos from earlier)
Cherry tomatoes
Balsamic Vinaigrette
Red Onion

*to taste

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

Many people are saying that I made the best Cobb salad ever tonight.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy That’s odd, because I seem to recall you broadcasting the idea on the internets for just anyone to find.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@HunterLoy I have taken this idea and will be using it as my own.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

I just wanted to let all of you know that today I made pulled pork and it’s the best I’ve ever had. The recipe will be published in my future cookbook, entitled “Eh, Just Throw Some of That in There and See What Happens.”

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

@stoolpresidente the @dallascowboys were incredibly disappointing, but this pizza was not. 8.9/10

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

Only the Cowboys can be 6-1 and getting blown out so bad that they get taken off air to be replaced by a more competitive game.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

If you haven’t started watching @OnlyMurdersHulu do yourself a favor and get on that train.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

Nothing tests your patience quite like the self checkout at a grocery store.

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

This guy

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Who drafted Gronk but didn’t start him in fantasy 👀

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

On my honeymoon, kinda nervous

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Here we go…

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

What I actually sound like in the car

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

One of the greatest cover songs of all time

https://t.co/dqVjDIRUOj

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

That “Scoop there it is” commercial is almost uncomfortable enough to get you to actually want to buy Geico insurance

[Ben Foreman @benforemann]

The eagles must hate Carson Wentz. It’s the only explanation for why they immediately perform better every single time another quarterback takes over.