ben fringuello

avid ranter. recovering pencil pusher. one day they’ll write a book about me and no one will buy it because some critic will describe it as “rather derivative.”

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@Cigna No you suck. Wouldn’t even cover my dietician appointments. Wtf is that? You should be incentivizing people to go to a dietician. More healthy people=less claims you have to pay later on down the road.

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.@Cigna sucks. That is all.

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@pamoulder @WReynoldsYoung @BlackKnight10k Mine says the same thing. Not sure if that means it was counted yet or not. Lycoming county here.

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@cuddapotato Democratic elections, media outlets that aren’t twitter, the postal system, immigrants, environmental protection laws: GONE
Inflation and taxes: 🚀

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

A courtesy reminder for the gravy seals.

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These renewal by Andersen people are worse than the Mormons these days

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The true purpose of Labor Day is for everyone to have a day off work so they can mow their lawns with a hangover.

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I eat avocado toast for breakfast every morning and I drink $5 coffees often and I still bought a house. Suck it, boomers.

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And an epic 1-2 finish for #USA in the 400m #hurdles!! Congrats @GoSydGo on your #WORLDRECORD!!!! #GOLD

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Imagine having covid and still winning Olympic #bronze. When I had covid I got winded just from making dinner. #NoahLyles #Olympics

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How about that women’s #Steeplechase finish thooo. Running events are so exciting because they are never truly over until the very end. I really wanted Chepkoech to finally get her first ever olympic medal though. #olympics

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Just watched the #olympics #triathlon on the DVR. What an absolute BONKERS kick at the end from Yee. How do you have that much gas in the tank at the end like damn. Paul Walker over here saving the spray for the way back.

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Imagine competing in 10 events for 2 full days in the #Decathlon just for one medal but then swimmers get like, 5 medals a day. Anyways, congrats @MarkusRooth “you sir, are the greatest athlete in the world.” #OlympicGames

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@jk_rowling Not a male. Literally no information whatsoever has been given that would actually support that statement. Based on the information that IS given, she is either hyperandrogynous (has higher levels of testosterone than “normal”), or possibly born intersex, but she is a female.

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@BenjaminJS he has always been my favorite athlete of all time since like 10PM last night.

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Stephen Nedoroscik is him #Olympics

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Highest scoring game ever for #USA men’s #football in the #Olympics 4-0 let’s gooooo. “They are rampant in Marseilles!”

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If you didn’t at least shed one tear during the #OlympicsOpeningCeremony then you have no soul

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Go off uncle Joe!
https://t.co/oLZ5ETbOln

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@GassLeak you’re the shit and I support you