Magic Tom

Blue collared Bengals fan watching the game from the nosebleeds || The term Tom Foolery™️ comes from me || We pay our respects to President Woodrow Wilson here

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

I’m coming into Orlando hot tonight to get this team back on track. When #CoachTom speaks, you LISTEN. We will be figuring out this season tonight even if I have to drag you across the finish line kicking and screaming @OrlandoMagic

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Someone explain to me how @HardRockBet doesn’t get regulated more.

Bengals to make the playoffs is +1000 on their site.

Parlaying the three things that HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR THEM TO MAKE IT: Bengals ML (-135), Chiefs ML (+400), Jets ML (-110) is +1562.

A 50% gouge? Criminal.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

DEPORT GENO STONE! I have evidence that he is illegally in this country! @Bengals @NILC

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

I’ll send you a PM of a picture of these elephant ears ya fookin nincompoop! #WHODEY #WIN

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

. @united HOW DO YOU LOSE MY FRIEND’S GATE CHECKED CARRY ON? CAN GUARANTEE YOU’VE LOST CUSTOMERS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW UNAMERICAN VALUES TO RUN YOUR ONCE COMPETENT CORPORATION INTO THE GROUND!

FLY UNITED AND RISK NEVER MAKING IT SAFELY TO YOUR DESTINATION!™️

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO IT’S #MagicTom with a #NewProfilePic

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

FOOTBALL SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

LETS #makeitmagic AND GO TAKE THIS GROUP BY STORM TONIGHT!

@OrlandoMagic #NBACup

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

. @AmeriGas I didn’t serve as an ESSENTIAL WORKER during the COVID-19 pandemic cleaning pools until my knuckles bled just for you to PUT MY FRIEND ON HOLD REPEATEDLY, CHARGE HIM FOR SERVICES YOU ARENT PROVIDING, AND SKIP THE DELIVERY TO HIM TWICE. GIVE US OUR PROPANE NOW! #orElse

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

OUR OLINE IS A BUNCH OF SOFT ASS MFS. YOU NEED TO BE FIGHTING A DEFENDER AFTER SOME BUSCH LEAGUE SHIT LIKE THIS. FIGHT FOR YOUR QB AND FIGHT FOR YOUR TEAM.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS CRAZY🚨🚨🚨

JOE BURROW GETS CHRUSHED ON A VERY VERY LATE BY A #RAVENS DEFENDER, NO CALL FROM THE REFS….

INSANE. EVERY OTHER QB IN THE LEAGUE THIS IS CALLED.

😳😳😳

One of the most blatant roughing the passer calls you’ll ever seen, WOW.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Great excuse to drink some bourbon on a Tuesday night tho! Everyone will be too busy complaining tomorrow to expect any work to get done 😎 #voteBengalsTom #tuesdayLibations

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

I’m so serious if Zac Taylor ass hits the seat at the press conference im done supporting this team.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

This team just gave up. Look at their body language. THATS SO FUCKING SOFT. I WANT ZAC TAYLORS ASS ON A PLATTER BEFORE HE CAN GET TO THE LOCKER ROOM.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

I mean they were on the 1 yd line they would have scored against this soft ass defense regardless. How about we make the FG and don’t give them the ball on the 50 against our bottom 5 D in the league?

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

Refs award the Eagles a TD after a clear missed fumble.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

This defense is soft as BABY SHIT.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

If we lose this game I blame Evan McPherson for a 10 point swing. That will be the 4th game he’s cost us this year between missed FGs and extra points. He is going to start making a case for one of the worst bengals kickers we’ve ever seen if he keeps this up.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Brother there are not white stripes on the ball in the NFL😂

[𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 @BengalsCaptain]

OMG YOU'RE KIDDING ME 🤮

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Shut up bruh nobody wanna hear about your sorry ass titans never done anything!

[The Horny Tits fan @TheHornyTitsFan]

Weekly suffering time

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Evan McPherson slowly shaping into a bengals kicker. Cashing game checks and must be pulling pud at practice instead of practicing KICKING FIELD GOALS.

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Hey scumbag eagles fans: we bout to WHOOP THAT ASS TODAY!!!!

[Magic Tom @bengals_Tom]

Nice take JACKASS!🤣

[Jp Vaught @jpvaught_]

if WRs nowadays put as much effort into trying to catch a ball as they do arguing for a flag, they’d save some breath