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Hateful Bengals Content from a place of love😿 Save us Burrow

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@TnNinerfan If Chase plays well enough to break records, he’ll only help the team. Dude supports everyone else and isn’t just worried about breaking records. He’s just setting high expectations for what he’ll offer the team

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@Jonahdavis_ Reporters keep talking about the defense for good reason, but Joe has been hitting daggers all of camp

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@FlyinPhilly23 @NFL Just one more fight and I'll be history

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@heartluvr2000 It’s never good to be like that, but it’s also one of the most human feelings we can all relate to

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@heartluvr2000 So true! Why would she not be pissed and angry? People are mad about her about her being bitter??????? I’ve been bitter for much less

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@cloaca_official Freak weirdo boy, send me what you want g to set at as before I lock in a year rate to something that I’ll never use. I’ve been arguing with them for a week because I’m trying to change the premium on something I just set a week ago

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@cloaca_official My landlord recently wanted me to get renters insurance (he works at an insurance company). I sucked it up and did. It’s only like 15 dollars a month. As soon as I sent it to him, he asked me to call in and up the premium

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@63WDCS And he was still upset because he didn’t do it faster. The last important man in America

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@burner694 Final tribal council has a large weight. I don’t understand how cirie could possibly explain that she had a larger impact on the game than parvati. The real scenario is Amanda winning because Parvati and Cirie steal the same voters

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@shamonebabe @typical_munch Cirie is awesome, but it’s pretty confirmed that Parvati would’ve won either way. James was just voting with Ozzy so they would’ve both just stayed with Amanda. Erik is a wildcard, and he maybe could’ve swayed Jason, but the rest of the girls loved Parv and would’ve voted for her

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@don75582345 The punch is like a lever. It throws your brain against your skull because of the force. That’s why the jaw is often called the knockout button

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@kostiljev28184 Burrow’s in Spain this year. NFL will be back

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@perksofbeingHC Aubry has also been blindsided multiple times. That’s her weakness. When she’s still in the game, she feels like she’s the power player because that’s how she played on her first run. All survivor players are unreliable narrators

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@pumperDnk You’ll never win survivor if your goal is to make everyone miserable. It’s still a social game. I loved him when I first started watching, but after watching every season I realized he’d never win any season he was ever in. Fun TV, but zero chance of him ever winning

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@PlutoCooked We have two every down pass rushers who aren’t great pass rushers. Then, we drafted a pass rusher who is only good at designated pass rush snaps. Do you see how that works? The guy that’s good at rushing the passer is gonna rush the passer when it’s not a running down

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@lovehypnotbh I fuck with you white boy

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@demiurgently Really weird situation where I was in a bunch of pictures at my friends wedding. Almost all of the pictures of other people were regular, but every picture I was in was in black and white. What does that mean? I was in 20/25 black and white pictures and had no regular ones

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@HungryJefe I know what you’re saying, but they’re relying on 30+ year olds to consistently protect a 250 million dollar man

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@HungryJefe OBJ, Karras, and Risner could be retired in the next three years

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@HungryJefe The team getting sold would be better than it was in the 90’s. That makes me feel zero optimism for this years team. We still have burrow, so there’s always a chance, but 20 other teams could build this team better than it’s currently constructed

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@HungryJefe The owners aren’t going anywhere. Do you think they’re suddenly gonna learn ti unlock all of the pass rushers. Pay an old vet for a year so you can be serviceable