John C. Ape

my life is a series of bashing other people with large bones and sticks

[John C. Ape @Bengeorgezi]

Everyone always says it’s a dog eat dog world but I live in a dog eat pussy world

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@justalexoki Talk about getting railed in sundresses more. Thats the tech content I followed for.

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@humfhuang Yes, someone posting on r/antiai probably shares the consensus opinion on the matter. Genius!

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@Show3rBeers Green, I believe

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@tkcproductions Laying dimes, brother. Laying dimes.

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@Akhilleus_Ilias While I think cars do look unappealing today, I thought the same in the 2000’s. Just ugly boxy messes, at least nowadays they are built to not kill you in a minor accident.

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What the fuck do you mean you’re hanging out at a gas station at 4am with your Tesla running outside wearing big ass chains. Go home man.

[John C. Ape @Bengeorgezi]

I think a “D.C. sniper” situation could carry on for a full decade in south side Chicago without being noticed.

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@KeturahAbigail My cat does that every once in a while. I have a hard time cuddling with him after those incidents. Not sure how I’d cope with my kid doing that.

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@rob_avis_ramble Patriot

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@cashgrabber9000 “Yeah man IRA’s are a scam, when I turn 50 I’m just gonna blow my top off in front of the kids”

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@behstarre No it’s not you pussy

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@dyingscribe I could smell it on my ex girlfriend when she was about to start her period. She hated it.

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@heiscomeheisme I’ve been saying this, or things adjacent to this.

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@justalexoki @bryan_johnson have u tried L-citrulline?

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@ArtOfDialogue_ You’re having an emotional reaction to what she is saying and missed the point entirely.

That being said this lady has been going harder than -almost- anyone else on the Lindsay supporters, relentlessly tearing apart their arguments.

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@maxxjamez Seneca street liquor!!!

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@beetlemoses I know he’s going crazy on that lettuce!

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@epicfknwerewolf I haven’t played nor have I interacted with the fan base, at all- wtaf is the game about. Thought it was about a chicken saving his gf from some drug dealer??

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@emiliepfrank How much is framing for you guys? We used to have a guy that would make frames for like 100-200 bucks. I imagine we were pretty lucky!

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@cxgonzalez Are fat fingers a good thing now