just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life
I think that might have been my least favorite game of all time, across all sports. It took 5 years off my life, was an affront to my eyeballs, infuriated me, gave me hope at various points and especially at the end, and then stabbed me in the heart. 0/10, would not recommend
Ser Charles: I been a knight for ten and eight summers and I ain’t never heard of no trial of seven that needed a Kingsguard presence! A kings-guard presence!
Lord Shaq: *cracking up* I’m the prince of Westeros and a Hedge Knight comin’ to beat me up.
Ernest the Bald: What of the Hedge Knight’s size, Ser?
Ser Charles: He musta been birthed by one of those big ol’ women from Flea Bottom
Lord Shaq: *laughing and banging on the table* Where they from, Ser? Where they from?