Ben

Railwayman, Comedy lover, Viz reader, Ipswich Town supporter, I’m here for the laughs 😃🍻

[Ben @bengingle]

@fesshole What stage of the relationship is this? Not sure any of my mates or indeed myself, have entered this zone, we’ve all been married over 20yrs each. Or is your partner just a twat and you’re a drip?

[Ben @bengingle]

@Airaasayss 16…. 6 on front, 6 on back. 2 arms. 1 head/neck 1 at bottom = 16

[Ben @bengingle]

@dazzler011 @TibsGTE Sadly not. 2.5 v6 and a 2.0 16v. Was never about speed for me, it was the look and design I loved. If I had a Cav I’d be on the 1.7 Izuzu diesel, as it would still be running now 😃😃

[Ben @bengingle]

@fesshole Someone I work with just joined a Buddhist Monastery in Sussex. Absolute u-turn on what would be a ‘regular’ life, no money, no possessions etc. I’ve looked at the website and the serenity is massively appealing.

[Ben @bengingle]

@IpswichTown Thank you Wes absolute legend. Good luck for the future. Would loved to have seen you in the Prem again this season 💙

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@alexanderrX_ Heard this the other week and it makes a lot of sense. Dealerships don’t sell cars anymore, they sell loans.

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@SwearingSport Is one bloke drink neat orange squash…

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@Incident_X_

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@fesshole

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@fesshole Then he’s not the man for you. That comment should have been celebrated.

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@suespeaksup

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@RestoreMancs @ITV ‘Pickford was instrumental in the goal’ (a retaken penalty). Don’t even know who she is, but her and her stupid blackboard can fuck right off! Utter nonsense.

[Ben @bengingle]

@JoeySadler_ I’m not crying, you are…

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@Plentyshit What did you have for breakfast… dynamite on toast.

[Ben @bengingle]

@TRobinsonNewEra @bigmarshy20 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️

Beautiful sight, have a fabulous day!

[Ben @bengingle]

@exQUIZitely Oh man, childhood memory unlocked on this one! Played loads on my Atari ST!!

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@fesshole Who the fuck still drinks port, when was this party, 1983?

[Ben @bengingle]

@TylerDurden Yup, also called ‘Jolly Roger’s Cookbook’. I made the ‘tennis ball bomb’ out of match heads, took ages, but worth it. Awesome!

[Ben @bengingle]

@anon_opin