Skinny Weaver

I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had

[Skinny Weaver @Benglorious]

@domnozahic Are you doing Uncharted cosplay

[Tauriq Moosa @tauriqmoosa]

Screaming

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

don’t be the bigger person today, be the problem

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in a world full of warios (disgusting, scheming, selfish), be a waluigi (all of that but also tall)

[Skinny Weaver @Benglorious]

@tom_mcghee @chrs00 And why is the decision mine? That's a lot of pressure

[Tom Clark @_thomasjclark]

If Lingard was a golfer we all know which tour he’d be on

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one

[Skinny Weaver @Benglorious]

@akastevenpv @Nacon @rapidreviewsuk You fucking shill

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Yeah I’m into fitness. Fitness hot dog up my sleeve to secretly eat it during a lunch meeting.

[Out of Context Unova @OOC_Unova]

Me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

If Boris Johnson survives this I would honestly fancy his chances against Thanos

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Send Dunes https://t.co/veAuz7jmkc

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Funniest shit I ever seen https://t.co/CkquoOof4A

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

So that's why he wasn't killed. https://t.co/soc7bUgE9Z