Chris

I'm really popular with people who've never read my tweets. Same username at the other place. He/Him.

[Chris @chrs00]

When we say MacDuff was "untimely ripped from his mother's womb" what we're actually saying is that the guy was jacked from birth in a way never seen before. Dude never needed to hit the gym. Born with muscles. Hashtag literature.

[Chris @chrs00]

Tonda Eckert's Unbeatables

[Chris @chrs00]

Thank you. Fuck you. Bye.

[Chris @chrs00]

I abhor everything this platform has become, but it's been a huge part of my football fan journey over the past two decades, so I'm back here to make the following statement:

[Chris @chrs00]

What's happened at Saints this season is the most pathetic and embarrassing thing I've ever witnessed as a supporter, and everyone responsible for or complicit in it needs kicking out of the club and banning from the sport.

[Chris @chrs00]

"Applying for hotel janitorial positions with Tonda Eckert"

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Damion Downes finishing like a born number 42

[Chris @chrs00]

My review of the Old Guard 2 is that it is a film that was released on Netflix this year

[Chris @chrs00]

Episode of The Bear where a family visiting Chicago say that they really want to meet CM Punk while they're in the city, but Richie knows the budget for surprises is exhausted, then the Faks remember that their other brother is literally John Cena

[Chris @chrs00]

Okay Ironheart features an absolutely inspired piece of casting for a character I never thought they'd find a way of getting into the MCU

[Chris @chrs00]

Lol. Lmao.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Hikuleo's WWE name is officially Tala Tonga.

[Chris @chrs00]

Tanga Loa AND Hikuleo? The Fed goes from strength to strength

[Chris @chrs00]

Thanks and good luck to Kamaldeen Sulemana. I'll always remember that time you ran past a defender.

[Chris @chrs00]

Such a shame that people are review-bombing Ironheart because it's got a female black lead, when they should be review bombing it because one of the main characters is the fucking Hood

[Chris @chrs00]

Saints opening with Wrexham at home? Well that's gonna be on tv innit...

[Chris @chrs00]

Gonna smash the cinema up Chicken Jockey style when Ben Grimm says "it's clobbering time" in the new Fantastic Four

[Chris @chrs00]

@WrestleOps Finally found his way out of Charlotte's DMs...

[Mango The Clown @MangoPayaso]

Prime Minister, apparently

[Chris @chrs00]

There's environmental storytelling and then there's Atlanta panning across a kid's bedroom and showing a Logan Paul Comedy Tour t-shirt

[Chris @chrs00]

"I never thought they'd rage against MY machine"

[Adeline @SpecialAdeline]

I've loved Always Sunny for punching up and making fun of people who deserve it at every turn, so for the new season to have a joke at Hawk Tuah's expense when she's at her lowest and lost everything feels idk... Icky?