Ben Goodyear

Tea drinker. Cheese eater.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@citizen_of_now Good thread. Point 6 is what I've mostly been trying to achieve.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@citizen_of_now ha, nice! what long forgotten side project was that then?

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

This is genius: https://t.co/G1LrDL9LCJ

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@PFTompkins @citizen_of_now I agree. Perhaps then they could put some focus on coffee cups, and the like, with actual liquid in them. Empty vessels are just so obvious. If they don't want to put liquid, at least add some weight to them so they are more realistic. Rant over.

[Sam Hosseini @thesamhosseini]

💻 Developers in Finland 🇫🇮:

When I quit my job to start freelancing, I had many questions and no one to ask. So I spent 50 hours to write an open-source step-by-step guide specifically for developers.

Here's a thread of the most important 3 lessons:
https://t.co/frb5TkZ5UO

[lord gabber @emimeetsworld]

oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this

[Robin Wigglesworth @RobinWigg]

This is hilarious. A Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and - i kid you not - cows shitting in a field. (short thread).

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@goodyearj I think we have the same, and for me it's too bright.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

Does anybody have an alarm clock that isn't too bright?

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

I think this was the first Christmas, that I can recall, that I didn't have at least one mince pie.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@goodyearj That would require making mincemeat.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

Hmm, can't find any mince pies.

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

.@GregJames asked the Radio 1 listeners for their favourite moments of 2019 so @DDoubleE7 could turn them into a song and he did NOT disappoint! 🔥

This is, Fresh N Clean For 2019 💥

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This just won the internet

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@citizen_of_now yeah, can imagine that was a setback, happy to hear things are back on track. Really cognisant of how old we've become these days.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@citizen_of_now It ebbs and flows, but can't complain in general. You?

[Gumroad @gumroad]

To celebrate breaking $7M sent to creators last month, we're going to give $7,000 to a random person who retweets this tweet!

(you have to be following us so we can DM you if you win)

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

@velmu You could probably by a bus for the same amount. Drive, charge people to ride, profit.

[Ben Goodyear @bengoodyear]

I'm sure it's A/B tested to death, but Amazon has the ugliest of websites.