ben

Ghosts aren't real. If you're good at something, never do it for free. My dog was my best friend.

[ben @bengw22]

@andyroseblade

[mooms : alpine guy @Danny_McMoomins]

I'm thinking Jim Ratcliffe must have had a Christmas Carol type visitation from some ghosts earlier this week, but those ghosts were just Margaret Thatcher over and over again telling him to crack on.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Gareth Southgate wears a helmet on his peloton.

[rags @ragsy12]

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[big duntles @biglunty]

no need to call people names is there

[Utopic News @UtopicPosts]

Stephen Hawking when the midget solved an equation

[🗝️ @cfcmasi]

Just clocked, you cannot say ''Hi Littler'' if you ever meet him

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

British Ex Footballer at Christmas

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

“Manchester United look like a team where the players that care, aren’t good enough and the players that are good enough, don’t care”

Quote of the night from last nights after match analysis over a few pints.

[Tom Williams @tomwfootball]

Man United now free to concentrate on the league in the same way that turkeys are free to concentrate on Christmas.

[charles @charIiefs]

anyway, which city are we backing?

[Will @WillM_20]

When the acca doesn’t come in

[Dan @theoneriva]

Well, he definitely won't run

[dave @UTFR93]

Bafétimbi Gomis when he scored for Swansea

[Cllr Arthur J Cheesecake OBE @cheesecakeOBE]

Every time I see an adoption tweet for dogs - which I wholeheartedly approve of btw - I can’t help but reminded of this gem.