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[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

Where is my minority report

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

State Department official calls for pre-crime approach to combat "far-left terrorists" to prevent "plots before they happen."

[Joe Wheat @joewheat27]

If I had a nickel for every time the South:
1. Threatened to secede from a larger union
2. Vocally opposed paying labor
3. Flexed losses like they were wins
4. Couldn’t beat the north in real life

I would have 2 nickels

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

First take should’ve been killed when crossfire was. Same show

[beans @cauley_97]

We will start a dialogue of how First Take’s popularity killed sports journalism/discourse

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

A guy I was dating left NYC for tax purposes and I asked him what was the point of being rich if you had to move to FL and we didn’t really talk again

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

Relatable feeling

[kk @Kat_Swiffer]

We didn’t even see this reaction at the Olympics

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

As a concertgoer of Jay-Z weekend Day II, I petition for a class action lawsuit

[Clit Dempsey ⚽️ @thotzekage]

Some of my mutuals have seen the Jay Z concert two nights in a row and I just don’t understand why yall keep rubbing your gold doubloons in our faces

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

@Less_HumbleTeej Two nights in a row? You rich rich

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

@Less_HumbleTeej It was like 2%

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

Yes

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say be home before dark?? Be honest

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

@ZohranKMamdani @NYCMayor

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Is any elected official going to address the fact that 10 years ago we had cell phone service added to NYC subway stations and the MTA has completely failed to manage the company responsible for maintaining it so now it’s barely functional 99% of the time???

[CFP @sportsfan6718]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom shows up

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

Paige doesn’t get hurt and we’re never discussing Caitlin as a nation. Caitlin might be a better passer than Paige but dassit

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Caitlin Clark hype made Paige Bueckers the most overrated athlete I’ve ever seen. They are literally the same level player and y’all talk about that girl like she’s A’ja cause she supports black women. Lmfao whole time she’s the same level of food on defense as Caitlin.

[brandon s. @b_cuse_]

This is the correct policy approach to housing btw. It’s completely unsustainable for housing to be a constantly appreciating asset when it is also a basic human need.

[警察を殺せ @KidTend0]

The entire green is filled with police brutality and 13th amendment protected prison slavery

[Ben Hannibal @benhannibal]

This is not remotely close to what LeBron was doing in that video btw

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Meanwhile literally walked into my gym cold, my first try ever doing this nonsense.

Did 3 reps with 30 lbs 😂😂😂

Btw I am 180 lbs and lift 3/4 time a week to stay in shape…

Your king is mid ✌️

[Derek Cody @derekcody]

aaaaaaaaand THAT attitude from the "old guard" of US soccer is why the round of 16 is our ceiling

"who's gonna pay for all this free soccer?" is about the dumbest response to all this that I've seen... not shocked it comes from Alexi Lalas

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.