absent from t w t r

taking an indefinite break from this toxic trash fire of a site. you know how to get hold of me if you need to.

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

@utsengar oops, wrong account. you can find me at @hardycoding now :-)

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

#TIL about #AssertJ, which allows you to easily (fluently) build complex assertions in #junit. i.e. if you want to test a buncha fields in an object at once and have decent error messages and not debug the test assertion by assertion.

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

@JoeMazzelloNews I am not who you think I am. Please stop.

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

parting shot random crap 0xbde510AA029Cd2C634F2DEcc2ae958249be9b852

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

I'm taking a break from twitter for a while. You know how to get hold of me if you need to. Cheers.

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

BEER IS THE MINDKILLER

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Is it just me, or does it feel a bit dirty when 2FA is a paid extra? I like MailChimp’s approach: reduce the bill by 10% when you turn 2FA on! https://t.co/bpeWyZOQJs

[John Carmack @ID_AA_Carmack]

Heard yesterday from our head of analytics: "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it is correlated with it."

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

I’m two episodes in on Black Mirror and starting to wonder holy shit are all of them going to be this brutal? I’m perfectly capable of depressing myself with real life. Btw if you have real depression please don’t watch this show.

[Ashley Willis (McNamara) @ashleymcnamara]

I’d love to compile a list of women who use go. Where my ladies at? #WomenWhoGo #Golang

[Julia Galef @juliagalef]

I don't know who first referred to Bitcoins as "Dunning-Krugerrands" but I love it

[rachel @rachelmillman]

HEY GUYS AMAZING NEWS https://t.co/U81lUNOLze

[Shubheksha ✨ @ScribblingOn]

Gentle reminder: taking a break is a legit debugging technique that mostly always works.

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

Workplace fish guide

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

@manfrin Ruh roh

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

Brain: oh I wonder if it’s 3am yet
Me: VROOM 6131, VROOM 6132
Brain: what if you lose count?
Me: *still going*
Brain:
Me:

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

Brain: not bad, that’s pretty distracting, I’m gonna have to start with some low blows
Me: VROOM 5794, VROOM 5795...
Brain: you shouldn’t have left your family
Me: *bikes start crashing, broken sheep everywhere*
Brain: I could do this all night
Me: UPPING STUNT COMPLEXITY

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

Brain: you can’t fool me with that. Here are some design errors you made and excruciating details on why.
Me: 5301, 5302...
Brain: don’t stay up too late
Me: fuck you. 5303, 5304...
Brain: you’ll get fired for being tired
Me: *has sheep doing mad max bike stunts now*
Brain:

[absent from t w t r @benhardy]

Me: well this place is comfy, now time to sleep
Brain: ENTERING FULLY ALERT MODE
Me: *yawn* weird pillow but ok
Brain: READY
Me:
Brain: I’ve prepared a list of your top ten questionable life choices, let’s review them.
Me: oh ffs, really? *starts counting sheep*
Brain: ha!