ben harman

Lead Designer at H-E-B

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You can't comprehend how deep the ocean is. It's unfathomable.

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I just went to the silverware dispenser but they only had spoons unforkunately.

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It's 2026. Why are we still selling pistachios with the shells on?

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Trump is out here playin' some 6D Tiddlywinks

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How come zebras never get to be the mascot?

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Donald Trump is the worst thing since unsliced bread.

#politics #uspolitics #election #republican #democrats

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@realDonaldTrump is the worst thing since unsliced bread.

#politics #uspolitics #election #republican #democrats

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Love is a feedback loop or a muffled echo.

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What's the wuther forecast today?

Up here in the heights, I mean?

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Wounded Warrior Project?

You mean Scars And Stripes.
@wwp

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We've never had a more INCITEFUL president.

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Some days the wordle is all I have.

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Pro Tip: If you need to sneeze, do it on a plant. They like it.

#CircleOfLife

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A new Chris's Ruth Potatohouse just opened up. Next to the Skirt Shack.

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Anyone know where I can get coal in bulk?

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I don't get it

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It was heartbreaking to see that poor leperd's spots just fall off.

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@WillFerrell I respectfully request a pickleball rom-com starring you and Kathy Bates called The Biggest Dink.

You have two years.

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The squeaky wheel gets the worm.

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@Schlotzskys you're missing out on an opportunity: start making "Skolaches". It'll help build your breakfast sales. But more importantly, it's fun to say.

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Labeling trash cans "LANDFILL" is a tad passive aggressive