Bens on road

Master of accidental Masters. Always Poor Never Bored ⎊ ⎊ ⎊

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

Shut up u egg

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

For 3 years I have kept relatively quiet about politics. But I think it’s right former PMs write their memoirs, to explain what they did and why. For the Record is out Thursday. Serialisation starts in today’s @thetimes https://t.co/rsFKeY4jSV

[wint @dril]

oi you lot. The gas pricses have become quite fuck all

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

NFT’s are proof that rich people are running out dumb shit to buy

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

King shit 👑👑

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

Might start drinking pints of wine

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

An old lady just walked up to me and said “I’ll be looking like a bit of tuna later” and then just walked off. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

@GazzaTHFC @Arsenal @premierleague @SpursOfficial Haha it’ll probs be a boring 0-0 after all this madness anyway

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

@GazzaTHFC @Arsenal @premierleague @SpursOfficial At the end of the day mate it is actually great banter from Arsenal and the prem, you’ll win the rematch anyway so it’s all fine

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

@GazzaTHFC @Arsenal @premierleague @SpursOfficial It’s the PLs rules tho, it just says 13 eligible senior players, no mention of Covid, don’t tell me Tottenham wouldn’t do the same if they were in the same position, the games gonna be played and both teams will have stronger squads so it’ll be fine

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

I don’t even think it’s gonna be a new year new me this year

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

We’ve got into the subject of WW2 torture techniques at work, so you could say it’s a slow work day

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

I’ve got the ligaments of a man whose bones are made of popadoms

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

Just seen a guy in the toilets having the worst possible time, hope he’s well xx

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

@GazzaTHFC Yeah man it’s poor, should’ve gone all in on Conte imo

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

Kane’s playing like a man who wanted to leave in summer and was forced to stay

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

@GazzaTHFC Tbf the tactics aren’t helping, being told to play like a Tomy Pulis Stoke side

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

Arteta has actually got me missing Emery

[Bens on road @benHDGE]

The replies to this are so fuckin funny man why is everyone so upset about cheese 😭