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For those who enjoy unbridled indifference.

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Marcus Rashford has now scored a hat-trick on his England u21 debut.

🔥🔥🔥

[HOCK @benhocking96]

"You look tired mate"

"Yeah and you look like you've finished a pot noodle and a wank"

#bloodygoodrep

[HOCK @benhocking96]

@jamesgraham_21 well you know pop, Harold ain't all that perfect.

#bestguitarplayerinthewoooooorrllldd

[HOCK @benhocking96]

Hazard has looked sublime so far

[HOCK @benhocking96]

Is there anything personal to anyone anymore?

[HOCK @benhocking96]

When will people realise that no one wants to see the step by step guide of how you raise your kids on Facebook

[HOCK @benhocking96]

So much shit to sort out for something I don't really want to do

[HOCK @benhocking96]

Rome is a straight up shit hole and I hate it

[Alex Chung @AlexChung90]

Liam Gallagher asking Jamie Oliver for some Bacon rolls whilst pissed up😂

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Sergio Agüero has scored the same number of Premier League goals as Didier Drogba.

He's played 102 games less.

[HOCK @benhocking96]

"And if your results aren't what you expected".... Your parents will continue to pay for your livelihood and buy your drugs anyway

[HOCK @benhocking96]

You know you're a D-class celebrity when you advertise your snap chat. You have money, surely you shouldn't live like a 16 year old student

[HOCK @benhocking96]

A year on from my results day and I haven't worked a day in over a month and I'm off to Rome next week. Joe Walsh would say life's been good

[HOCK @benhocking96]

People are strange

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

REMINDER: He once trained for 1825 consecutive days...
That's why @MichaelPhelps has won 22 Gold medals. #Legend

[HOCK @benhocking96]

I don't think I've seen £150m spent so well by a single British club in one window than that of United's business this month

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Manchester City have now spent £176.5m trying to find a partner for Vincent Kompany.

[HOCK @benhocking96]

We can't even watch the Olympics in 2016 without half of the chat being about how many dope fiends there are. #doomandgloomeverywhere

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The signing of Pogba by @ManUtd is a watershed moment for @premierleague . First time a huge foreign star in his prime has come to England.

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So much talent in one photo. 🇫🇷🇧🇷