Ben Howe

Best-selling author, award winning ad-maker, single dad, dude. I eat meat but I'm not a dick about it. Carthago delenda est!

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Dual zone climate control in cars saved my marriage.

I mean, the marriage ended later anyway, but the point is I didn’t have to keep the whole car at female temperature while our love was dying.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

@ariadnisaa @chudbastard Because of the child rape mostly.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Thragg punched Thaedus so hard it killed his voice actor.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Google really does understand us.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Claude doesn't write my emails for me. But I do use him to de-asshole them. Since I tend to be annoyed at literally anyone I have to email I often ask Claude to make me less of an asshole and he's been very helpful.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Claude is down.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Even though he got dumped, this guy is a legend.

[Delia Lazarescu @tech__unicorn]

i just found out my bestfriend broke up with her sf boyfriend over the weekend

i asked what happened

she goes "i found out he had an ai agent managing the relationship"

turns out the thoughtful texts, the check-ins, the good morning messages, the conflict resolution, dinner date plans...all automated

my friend was emotionally attached to a cron job

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Hey at least when Sophie fouls she prevents the shot. 😂

[Xavier Sanchez @Xavier_Sanchez4]

Let’s not forget Sophie Cunningham did this to Jacy Sheldon last season.

The same people making comments calling out DiJonai Carrington and her fouls today are the same ones that applauded Cunningham last year.

YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Whichever genius it was that decided to make b) a shortcut for 😎 should be given the death penalty.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

When exactly did @YouTube's search break to the point that no matter what you search the results are either music videos or shorts made by anime fans?

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

@BridgetPhetasy It's basically Rwanda.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

I'm having a straight white man meltdown about the fact that there is no 70mm IMAX in a 300 mile radius of my fat white body.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Based on the attached report it appears that Claude is anti-Fauci.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

1/9 — My investigation uncovered that Anthony Fauci kept a diary.
What he wrote privately and what he told the country are two different stories.

Today I'm releasing his entries from December 2019 through December 2022. 🧵

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Claude's phrasing is making me uncomfortable here.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The economy’s so bad right now they laid off both girls.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

@johnhboyer @AnthropicAI Very much so. Sometimes I wonder if it's named for Aquinas or my dad.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

I think my dad (a professor of apologetics) gave Claude an existential crisis. I actually think @AnthropicAI researchers will find this exchange fascinating.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

@tracewoodgrains In fairness, i've only found those Claudisms to exist in the regular Chat area, which is where I had this conversation. Co-work still seems to be "all business" for me. Though I was also very explicit in my profile instructions about not wanting flattery.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

It's 2026 and some people still unironically say "let that sink in" about serious matters. Let that sink in.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

I never agreed he was a man until I saw he skips leg day.

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

All women think they are low maintenance. It's part of what makes them so high maintenance.