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fashion lover with his dream job !

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“Less is more” is so true and that’s such a shame because I am A LOT

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Me too Mallorie V, me too

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Short King is over. I want Little Princes only from now on

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Man. DoorDash talks to me like I am one fat fuck

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A fun prank to pull on ur doctor friends is to tell them u make $280k (regardless of what’s tru) and watch them question all 10 years of school they went thru to make that much

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How do I take my 30% touched-up zoom filter out with me into the real world

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The only Pepperidge Farm cookie worth eating is a Milano… (*maybe* a chessmen at tea time………)

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@saydutch cleary clurry

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Bartenders love that little shaking thing they do

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Guy next to me is lifting weights in flip flops, and that’s just something I have to live with

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Alright I’ll bite. What is twenty one pilots

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@adelina_yankova thanks ;)

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What drives someone to say “yeah I’ll buy a Hyundai Elantra”

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I rly do think having only one toilet at a bar in NY should be illegal

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Every day I stray further from the lord’s light*

*the idea of having kids

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When my phone alarm is going off it’s like. Ok ur actually acting rly needy

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@costco520 Lmao I hope u both take it real easy tonite

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When straight guys are like “take it easy, man.” It’s like. “Thanks man! I will”

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Nothing makes me feel like more of a pervy freak than setting up this machine at the gym

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So why don’t communal bathrooms play music

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I love checking my bracket like “who am I rooting for again”