Ben Taylor

Hockey fan, a mighty trotter, lover of kfc and a beer

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@Mr_Jimbob @XSManchester @TheLilacsUk

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

First airport pint in 13 years all because of the @TheReytons

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

List of reasons to have a cup of tea:

-You’ve received good news
-You’ve received bad news
-You’re thirsty
-You’re tired
-You’re cold
-You’re under the weather
-You’re bored
-You need a break
-To make up after an argument
-Because someone else is having one
-To be polite
-Because you’re back from holiday
-Because biscuits are dry
-Because it’s a day ending in Y
-Just because you want one and you don’t ever need a reason so actually just ignore this list

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

Agreed

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I'm of the belief we have three ages; a biological age, a physical age and a mental age. Which is why I'm 53, feel like an 86 year old but can still dick around like I'm 21.

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@DaveBWFC85 @FGRFC_Official Marketing department deserve a raise

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A policeman spotted an elderly lady
knitting while driving.

"Pullover!" he said.

"No, it's a scarf!" she replied.

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@DaveBWFC85 @analysis_bwfc He’s a magician

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Marlene Dietrich, Angele Merkel, Steffi Graf, Claudia Schiffer, Nena and her 99 Red Balloons, Heidi Klum, Anne of Kleves, Katarina Witt, your girls took a hell of a beating #Lionesses

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

BREAKING NEWS! 🤣
#BorisJohnson #pm #No10

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@bushontheradio Something udderly ridiculous I’m sure

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

Merry Christmas to me. 1st Xmas card of the year to. Cheers @NMBCo

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

Now this is a taste sensation @NMBCo

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@mmiletours Definitely shortbread

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

Probably the best beer of the year @vocationbrewery @amundsenbrewery match made in heaven

[Joeydc101 @footy_joe]

Be left with no uncertainty of how Stuart Holden feels about Jonny Evans - the man who ended his career. #bwfc #hesawanker

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

🤨 We've learned there are in fact 2⃣ footballing greats celebrating their birthday today. 🎂

One of them is perhaps the greatest player to have ever played the game, and the other is Lionel Messi...😉

#BWFC 🐘🏰

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A man walks into a bar.

Lucky bastard.

[Ben Taylor @Beninho85]

@OfficialBWFC so @HallsworthBWFC would have a friend that wasn't a United fan