alissa

let’s be honest, I’m really just here for andrew benintendi 🤷‍♀️ Red Sox | Patriots | Celtics

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Chris Sale’s 58 pitches and 7 strikeouts sponsored by @ChipotleTweets apparently 😂

[alissa @benintendisflow]

My dog’s ego must be huge the way I hype that man up even in his sleep

[alissa @benintendisflow]

@NoahKahan you know you’ve made it big when the fake bots come out

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Not me trying to emotionally recover before my 5th graders enter my classroom in a few minutes after I listened to the new #NoahKahan songs on my way to work today 🥲

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Noah. NOAHHH. Best night of my life. Thank you. (Also this song slaps so hard, bruh).

#noahkahan #stickseasontour @NoahKahan

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Day 2 of asking @NoahKahan to come eat at the restaurant I work at when he comes to my town on 5/31. Dinner on me, babes. Plz.

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Day 1 of asking @NoahKahan to come eat at the fish ��n’ chips restaurant I work at when he’s in my town on 5/31. Noah, please. It’s 100 ft away from the venue you’re performing at. I might smell like seafood and look like ~garbage rat~ but dinner will be on me, babes.

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Please be WHAT?! 🤣

#redsox #gosox #dirtywater #boston #bostonredsox #alexverdugo

[alissa @benintendisflow]

@netflix has anyone tried putting it in rice??

#LoveIsBlindLIVE

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Me when I find out the person responsible for making me wait 13 mins for this live reunion:

#LoveIsBlindLIVE

[alissa @benintendisflow]

How to solve the issue of a live feed not working: RECORD THE DAMN THING AT A PRIOR HOURRRR

#LoveIsBlindLIVE

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Shame on you @oliviarodrigo for the prices of these tickets. I have never been more appalled. That’s on capitalism 💅🏻 baby. #SOURTOUR #SOUR

[alissa @benintendisflow]

I have never been more appalled by the prices of concert tickets than I am at @oliviarodrigo’s SOUR tour. Unreal. I’m so disappointed in everyone involved. Shame on you all.

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Name one good thing N’keal Harry has done well for our team — I’ll go first:

1.

#Patriots #NEvsBUF #GoPats

[alissa @benintendisflow]

I just heard someone say, “I buy the giant bag of Doritos, and somehow it’s gone in a matter of days.” DAYS?! BAG OF DORITOS LASTS DAYS? AS IN MORE THAN ONE?!

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Hey Twitter, meet Dunkin 🥰 @dunkindonuts #NewEnglander

[alissa @benintendisflow]

Someone really just said to me, “I liked the All Too Well short film but the age gap of the actors made me uncomfortable” YEAH ITS SUPPOSED TO.

#AllTooWellTheShortFilm #RedTaylorsVersion #AllTooWell #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion #TaylorSwift

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Thank you for 21 years of friendship. I am nowhere today without you. Showed me the right @MLB way. I know I will text you 3 times a day still. I am lost. #RIPRem @RedSox @NESN

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

NewsCenter 5 has learned that beloved #Boston Red Sox broadcaster and former player Jerry Remy has died. He was 68 years old and in the middle of his 7th cancer battle. Rest in peace, Jerry. 💔 #RemDawg #RIP #RedSox #baseball #MLB

[alissa @benintendisflow]

After your favorite sport team loses do you ever feel personally responsible? Like dang, if only I had held the door open for someone today or let that person cross the street we might’ve won.

#RedSox #ALCS