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[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Yes. All men should realize this.

With women, it’s black or white. No in-between.

[bowdz @Bowdz_]

Can’t believe I’m going to say this

But we need a left back

[Slick @NickStillHere]

You can tell a woman wrote that

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

You need constant electricity to go vertical. The elevators won’t run on vibes.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If he’d signed for Chelsea, they’d try to make his announcement about Arsenal.

If he’d signed for Manchester City, they’d try to make his announcement about Manchester United.

It’s never the other way around because it’s either you’re big and you know it or you think you’re big and you want others to know it as well.

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

This tweet makes me happy 😂

He was the biggest fool of all the fools from last season 😭😂😂😂

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

Fool of the year, Nigerian representative 😂😂😂

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

I don’t know why people think I would be against Upgrading Viktor Gyokeres lol.
I have been an Arsenal fan all my life, my loyalty will always be to Arsenal.
If there’s an upgrade, why not.
I am sure he also won’t hate the idea.
But it’s certainly not Julian Alvarez.

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Women make it obvious when they don't like you. Don't be that man that stays in such a situation.

[Professor Slippery 💧 @papiitiino]

@Hakeem_Onitolo Lesbians have the highest domestic violence rate amongst the 3 sexual-orientation based relationship groups.

8 in 10 lesbians have either beaten or been beaten by a romantic partner.

Make I just drop this one here.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

The rate of madam-to-maid physical abuse shows how much harm women would cause when physically superior.

Women carry out domestic abuse on their maids because they are not physically capable of doing it to their husbands.
Otherwise, it would be the same ratio or even worse.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

I have always maintained that women are more violent than men. My conclusion draws from the impulsive nature of women.

There is a higher chance that a woman will slap you immediately if you provoke her than a man.

The reason violence from women is not as rampant is because they are generally physically weaker than men.

In fact, in a world where women are physically superior to men, we would have more domestic violence and violence generally than we currently do.

The reason your girlfriend is nagging, screaming at you and calling you names instead of beating you for offending her is because she can't. If she could beat you, she would.

A woman will not offend me now and make me wish I could beat her, but many times women have wished they could and some have even uttered their pain of how they can't beat the man who annoyed them.

I can go on and on to buttress my point about women being more violent than men but let me stop here.

In the end, the world is actually safe because of men. The criminality and barbaricness of a few men will not change this fact.

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

There are 4 realities in a man’s life:

1. He leaves his parents’ home and discovers the cost of food and shelter.

2. He chooses to get married and discovers the cost of a wedding and running a home for two.

3. His wife gives birth and he discovers the cost of hospital bills, formula, diapers and school fees.

4. As he nears retirement, he awakens to the cost of building a family home.

Next time you see a man drinking, don’t be quick to judge him.

Be blessed.

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

Last season fooling tweets 😭😂😂

#FoolingAgainstArsenal

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

22/23 ball happened because of a guy called Granit Xhaka. Nketiah was literally our striker from Dec-April and we still cooked. Bruno G is one of the most important signings we can make.

[Dr Love Haroun❤️🩺 @Drweloveu]

After a div0rce, the w00man rushes to the market to buy new clothes, especially trousers and skimpy clothes. She buys a lot of cosmetic products to change her look.

She begins to eat a lot of jünks to add flesh. All these are done to prove to the world that she was su.ffering in the márriage and that her hu$band wasn't g00d en0ugh for her.

At this point, she begins to snap a lot of pictures with her new clothes and p0st them regularly on s0cial media to prove that her ex hu$band couldn't take good care of her.
She's now free, happy and enjoying her life.

As a result, many men will fl00d her DM, some off-line — t0asting her and feeding her with the sweet lîes she wants to hear.
They'll b0mbard her with lots of compliment and validation to create the illusion 0f being special in her mind.

Because she needs c0mmitment from them, she'll begin t0 give in to them one by one to see who's ready to give her the c0mmitment she craves.

The more she d0es, the more she gets brūtãlly piped and swîped by battalion of innocent men, her b0dy C0unt keeps increasing.

Most of these men are married men and of course they will still go back to their family after piping her thoroughly, and none of them are ready to give her the commitment she wants.

Since she c0uldn't get c0mmitment from any of th0se men, she bec0mes bîtter and nårcissistîc.

She begins t0 av0id men and at this point, the reality now dawns 0n her that it rains everywhere.

She now understands that she mi$fired, she should've stayed in her márriage.

Indeed, learning the hard way is always the fate of soiled iron kondemn.
The life of a retired bed to bed midfielder.

Class dismissed.
Till I come your way again.
Keep following for more.

Amadi Humphery. ✍️

[K.C. @Not___KC]

He lost his career because a woman lied on him and media ran with it. Pretty simple

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

When I see how loads of West Ham and Newcastle fans treat Rice and Bruno, it makes me appreciate Palace even more for how they treat Eze.

Neither of them deserves abuse, they ain't players who refused to play and mug the club off, or left for money. It's not an Isak, RVP, Nasri type of departure for example.

They were loyal until the end. They should be recognised as one of the best their club has ever had.

[Oluwakayode🇨🇦 @Khaytweets]

Arsenal’s strategy of signing every team’s captain is something I’m enjoying a lot. 😂

Jorginho — Chelsea captain.
Declan Rice — West Ham captain.
Nørgaard — Brentford captain.
Bruno Guimarães — Newcastle United captain.
Romero ⏳ — Tottenham captain.

Arteta wants the whole Premier League leadership group. 😭