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[toad @FrierenRapistHH]

Because we get 2-3 compliments per year max

[jardelito @jardelito]

a vida quando você fala "tá bom" ao invés de discutir

[letícia @13songsfugazi]

realmente "deferido" como sinônimo de aprovado é a maior aberração da língua portuguesa não faz sentido algum

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I actually would prefer things just become cheaper instead of everyone needing to make $100,000 to live a decent life.

[marimari @Maridval]

doi muito ir dormir e nao ter o básico que é uma mulher pelada do seu lado

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

“Are you free after work”

Me after work😭:

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I speak fluent silence

[99 Majik @99Majik]

one thing i learned from video games is everytime you come across enemies, you're going in the right direction

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐙𝐈 🪽✨ @chemzih]

Curioso como todo es malo, menos trabajar

[: @_dxllz7]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

[KIRIDINHA @OlhaKiridinha]

“Nunca mais te vi”

Nem eu me vejo mais. Só trabalho, durmo, acordo e trabalho.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The workday should be a maximum of 6 hours. We shouldn’t spend more time with our coworkers than with our loved ones.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

It’s a little too nice outside to be employed rn Ngl

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work