Benjamin

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[Benjamin @benjamin10687]

“Men are scum. So, there’s this guy that we only have s**x, nothing attached . So, on this very day, I was in the mood, so I called him to ask if he was home and that I wanted to start coming.

At first, he said he wasn’t home. Later, he said he was home but about to go out. When he starts giving excuses like this, I already know a woman is in his house. So I told him he was ly!ng and didn’t want me to come because a woman was there. He now said yes, that his girlfriend was around.

I told him that’s his business. Jokingly, I told him it doesn’t mean anything, that his girlfriend will be upstairs doing her thing and we’ll be downstairs doing our thing too. I never knew he was going to consider it. He now said, no wahala, come over.

I went to his house. When I got to the door, I rang the bell. He texted me on WhatsApp that if I’m the one ringing the bell, I should hold on, that he’s in the restroom and coming. Like 5 to 10 minutes later, someone opened the door. I thought it was him, but it turned out to be the babe.

At first, I wanted to p@nic, but I composed myself. She said he told her I should wait for him in the parlour. I said no wahala. That was how she went upstairs, and I sat like a visitor in a house I’ve visited more than 50 times.

Later on, he came downstairs. Could you believe this guy locked his main babe inside the room and came downstairs? Men are scum, no respect. He doesn’t have any atom of respect for the girl. He no even reason say him babe dey house.

After we finished, I started pitying the girl. Like, why will I do my fellow woman this kind of thing? I started feeling b@d. That girl doesn't deserve that boy. Good girl no dey pay oo.

If you like continue acting good girl, men will use you. Imagine say na one baddie dey inside that house, them no born that guy well make he carry babe enter that house...”

- Lady shares sh0cking story of visiting a man who allegedly locked his girlfriend upstairs, sparking reactions online.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Being a virgin does not automatically make someone a wife material. Don’t marry a woman simply because she’s a virgin. This also applies to men.” — Veteran Nollywood Actor , Chief Chiwetalu Agu

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Congratulations

I will be there

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"You don't want to show signs of complacency" 😤

Bruno Guimaraes would be an 'incredible' signing for the Gunners, says Asmir Begovic 🔴

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

Bruno Guimaraes Wants Arsenal
Andrey Santos to Manchester United Done Deal

#transfernews

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Bruno Guimaraes has told Newcastle he wants to Join Arsenal. FIFA gave us one day to rest from the World Cup but Arsenal has sworn I’ll not have peace of mind 💔.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“There is nothing more clownish than a woman leaving her house wearing something very short and constantly pulling it down when she wants to sit down or when walking on the road. It just shows that you are an id!0t?” - Solomon Buchi

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

We have two female NYSC corps members serving in our Office.

One is very friendly. She greets everyone, gets along with the staff, and people genuinely enjoy working with her.

The other can be quite rude. Staff members complain about her attitude regularly.

They’ll be passing out soon, and our boss asked HR to evaluate them because he wants to retain only one person.

The rude one is exceptionally smart. She joined the marketing department and has already closed a deal, while the friendly one is still learning and trying to figure out the job.

If they retain the rude one, she’ll likely produce great results, but her attitude is a major concern.

HR asked everyone for their opinion. Out of 10 staff members, 8 said they shouldn’t retain her. One person even volunteered to train the friendly one. 😂

Character is everything.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

We plenty wey love Messi no worry 🤣

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Gehgeh finally reacts to Uche Obodo and her Ex husband matter…. I’ve been waiting for this 😭💔😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Leo Messi: “I cried because I felt that 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 because of the penalty I missed… and the way I took it”.

“But thankfully once again, God had something special for me in the end. I’m very happy”.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Ronaldo made me start watching football but he has always put me to shame, now I’ve reduced weight. People are laughing at me for supporting Ronaldo, anything concerning Ronaldo I wash my hands off, Messi is now my GOAT” — GehGeh

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

GLE be unto all Messi fans

[Adika @Adikastakes]

We must not allow what Messi is doing to be normalized. A 39 year old should not be the top scorer at World Cup while beating Mbappe and Haaland in their prime. A 39 year old should not be carrying his team in every single game, Argentina is an average team, the only thing they is MESSI.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Shuur 😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“When my first wife lost her credit card, I made no attempt to get it back, because the guy was spending less than she was.” — Billionaire Investor, Warren Buffett

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Messi why?

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Na Big Celeb

🦾🐐

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Messi fans make una start to dey cry now before match finish