Benjamin Head

Retired amateur WWE Wrestler, Cage Match Specialist.

[Benjamin Head @benjamin_head]

@InstagramComms My account was completely disabled as well. And my username and password says it doesn’t exist. My friends that go to my page says all my posts are GONE!! Will this be fixed??

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Remember when we thought 2021 was going to be better then 2020? #anotherlockdown

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Tiger King was so yesterday. What’s next ........ #daybinge #netflix

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Tonight I’m going OUT! Of my Living Room and into my KITCHEN! #COVID19 #Weekendplans #boredinthehouse #quarantine

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Making eye contact on the subway is very dangerous. I just stared at my phone for 45 minutes straight writing this tweet on my commute home and made it out alive. #survivaltip #noeyecontact #dontlookup #ttc

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Jermey Lin finally wins an NBA Championship! #linsanitycontinues #torontoraptors

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Staying up for the Jonas Brothers new track! #dreamsdocometrue

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To think all I had to be was #TomBrady’s back-up quarter back and I would have 6 Super Bowl rings to my name. #SuperBowlLlll #Patriots #missedopportunity

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Thank you @CineplexMovies. I just watched a feature length of commercials before my feature film. Ruined the magic of going to the movies. #brutal

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Just discovered Toronto has a Christmas market in the distillery district?!? So beautiful. Highly recommend if you haven’t been. #toronto

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When do lunch ladies take a lunch break? #lifesquestions

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Every morning I wake up with full intentions to eat healthy. But 2 cups of coffee, 1 burrito bowl, and chicken tenders with fries later, I find myself laying awake in bed hating myself. #dailystruggle

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@jeremy_enns Pineapple is arguably the most controversial pizza toppings. Yet no one kicks up a fuss about Anchovies..... 😔 sighhhhh I don’t get it either.

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All morning I have thought about lunch. Now that’s its lunch all I can think about is dinner. I have a problem.

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I went glasses shopping recently. Every pair I tried on made me look like a serial killer. I don’t know if I should blame the glasses or my facial structure. #coldcase

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I thought about this tweet all morning. And this is the best I could come up with! #writersblock

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Rap lost a good one today! #macmiller

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I’m trying not to take it personal that @Eminem called out every white MC in the game except me! #disappointed

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I stand outside Game Stop buying underaged kids M for mature video games. #PrintingMoney #EntrepreneurHustle

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Blending into college football games like! 😬😬😬😬😬