Hawkeye Pierce

emotionally exhausted, and morally bankrupt

[Hawkeye Pierce @benjamin_pierce]

Choppers! Wait, where'd everybody go?

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@mws5689 I trust Radar's judgment implicitly.

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#elonmusk #frankburns #youbethejudge

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@ChetNorris419 Sneezing episodes are a fact of life, we are but hairless apes, after all.

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Hands up, who likes me?!

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I am always surprised how outraged Americans can get about a few dead kids one day, but ignore the thousands of dead kids that we've been shipping home for years.

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To the General who suggested we enjoy our "vacation." One day without choppers is a relief. Two days is a treat. Three days is suspicious. Four days is like waiting for the hangman. By the fifth day, it's hard to sleep. Haven't made it to six yet.

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You say I'm anti-war like it's a bad thing.

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Everyone is so outraged that the mucky mucks don't seem to care about dead soldiers and I'm over here thinking . . .

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Did we really change presidents? These boys are still bleeding red.

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Merry Christmas to you, old friends and new, may you get what you need, and love what you have. And may we all be together again very, very soon.

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@sirlarson1234 Sold American!

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We have a seat open for poker tonight if anyone is interested in investing in my future.

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After much debating, I have conceded. If a food is round, it CAN be called a pie, but I don't have to join in with that ridiculous nonsense. Now for another glass of "water," the name of all clear liquid drinks.

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone from the 4077. Let's hope that this time next year, we are all back with our families.

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@mashaholic Kimchi is a superfood by the way.

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If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy.

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I'm exhausted. My dogs are barking so loud radar called the dog catcher.

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Choppers.

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I didn't do it!